#well-notonly

Send me ⊕ for a pro and con list about our characters sleeping together

Pros:

I have adequate reason to believe you will keep me warm

Your presence is often more comforting than that of Dr. McCoy

Your bed is of greater softness than mine

Cons:

You are my Captain, and engaging in private leisurely activities could insinuate a negative reputation upon you or myself

Send me a symbol to recieve the following from my muse

Send  ♠ for a drunk text

[PADD MSG; Jim] jiiiiiim jimmy jiymm[PADD MSG; Jim] Yuo shuld kno how ho t yiu loook when you sitt in teh chairr[PADD MSG; Jim] Cos yu look reallly hot

Send ⁇ for a worried text

[PADD MSG; Jim] Jim, it's been three god damn hours.[PADD MSG; Jim] I know I was an asshole, Jim, but please.[PADD MSG; Jim] You're scaring me, Jim.

Send √ for a long winded confessing text 

[PADD MSG; Jim] Alright so I've been holding onto this one for a long time and I- well I guess it's time to just tell you, because there's no point in hiding secrets from you. I mean, I've known you for five years, so I doubt this is going to change anything. But Jim... It was me who stole your whisky. And then dropped it down a Jefferies tube. Sorry.

Send ☢ for a desperate text

41: Our muses are destined to find each other whilst both picking the same red apple from the basket

{--outofvulcan}