So I obsessively check news websites such as Komo news, CNN, BBC, and MSNBC throughout the day, and I always end up seeing weird, crazy, funny, or unbelievable news headlines. Instead of bothering my co-workers constantly, or posting each article separately somewhere like on facebook, I thought I would just start compiling them into blog posts occasionally.
So with that, here are my favorite news headlines from reputable news websites this week, with absolutely no context as to what they are referring to. Let your imaginations run wild.
"No lesbian marriage for Batwoman"
"For rent online: A wife, dreadlocks, and goat"
"Sad news for cat dubbed Ugly Bat Boy"
"The world's bendiest people"
"Surgeons shrink child's head"
"What hummingbirds want"
"Alaska town roots for feline mayor attacked by dog"
"Snake found in Starbucks toilet"
"McDonald's says 'reptile' was just chicken"
"Dropped off at Grandma's... For Good"
"Doctor gives free weekend surgeries"
"'Butt Slasher' gets 7 years"