Weird Machine is an energy-generating “super”computer that provides energy to the campus. She - ok full disclosure but her actual legal name is “Wired Machine”, some pranksters reorganized the letters on her plaque and the name stuck - she is a meek, nervous wreck of a student. Everyone bullies her, and because she’s stuck to the wall, she can’t do anything about it. But eh, she still provides us with electricity, so we don’t really care, to be honest. As long as she does her thing.