✘ leave the clever one-liners to the professionals ✘
“Clod Claud. Really.” Her tone was as flat and unamused as the joke itself. Claudia rolled her eyes and shot Jinksy THAT LOOK, the one that said “you done fucked up, kid,” and smirked at him a little. Poor guy. He’ll get there eventually....
“You know those names only work if you don’t sound like you’re talking a baby, right? ‘Wittle Jinksy want go Warehouse wif Claud-Claud?’ See what I mean? Nice try, Stinky Jinksy. Point One to the Claudster.”













