How to lose a girl in 10 ways…
After talking to some of my girls, that have been going through some hard times in the relationship department, I broke down their situation and the past situation of my own and came up with a new classic…”How to Lose a Girl in 10 Ways…”
10. Honesty. If you can’t be honest and can’t be yourself…we gone.
9. Alcohol consumption. If you have a problem or feel the need to be drunk on the first date or every time after the first date…we gone.
8. Talking about your exes. Dude…we don’t want to hear about your fucking exes all the damn time! Once in a while if they’re brought up in a convo, that’s cool. Explaining why you’re single, that’s cool, but if you are going to talk about them all the time…we gone.
7. Talking about the future right away. Women are emotional creatures. We dream of the perfect relationship, but the minute you start talking about the long term future right away, we will scared and guess what?…we gone.
6. Asking to come back to our place on first date. It’s one thing if it’s offered but for you to ask us if you can come back to our place…negative. Do it…we gone.
5. Toying with our emotions. Guys, if you’re in a relationship and still actively flirting with us and leading us on, you’ve definitely lost a friendship. Let us find out you’re in a relationship after you had been flirting with us and feeling us up (while in the said relationship), there is no coming back from that…we gone.
4. Asking to meet our family or introducing us to your family right away. Guyyyyys! Noooooo! Just nooooo! Let us go at a steady pace. Let us feel the vibe. Let us be friends. Let us meet your friends. Meet our friends. All too often when girls get the invite to meet your family, we often think of long term and sometimes that’s not always the case. Asking us to meet your family right away will scare us and…we gone.
3. Blowing up our phone 24/7. Duuuude…we have a life. Do we want to hear from you? Absolutely! But if we don’t reply right away and come back to 10+ messages, your ass looks desperate, needy, whiny, and…we gone.
2. Talking negatively about our friends. Just no. Absolutely N-O…no questions asked…we gone.
1. And the most important one to remember and the one thing that will allow you to lose us rather quickly…let us find out you’re actively dating us and talking to other girls. You will lose us just as easily as Biden can fall up a flight of stairs. If you really care about us, we will be the only girl you want to talk to and the only girl you need. Let us find out. And lord knows we will. Nothing is more powerful than a woman on a mission. Talk to other girls while in a relationship with us…we gone.
