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Don't Carry The One and misplace a decimal...my god...the pOWER

🔥- A non-music related Doctor Death Defying headcanon

Dr. D only started being a leader once he was out of the city. Before then he’d do whatever anyone told him to do, which made life very stressful, trying to stay on the right side of the law to appease his mother while simultaneously dealing with two of the most chaotic friends in the entire universe. 

It ended with him being dragged out into the desert though, which was pretty fun until the bombs started dropping! He started getting a lot more independent during the wars because there was no way he would be able to survive just following someone else’s orders.   

💎- A headcanon about DJ Hot Chimp

I just had a revelation that Grimes in the Kill V. Maim video would be a good fc like, any of those looks but THAT’S NOT THE HEADCANON…

DJ is secretly very religious. Not that she’d ever admit it to anyone, she’s got a tough image to keep up and only pansies like Cherri Cola and Dr. D believe in fuckin’ fairy tales. She’s mature enough to know that witches don’t exist, obviously. 

🌎- An unpopular headcanon that I have

I don’t think it’s unpopular I just assume people don’t think about it a lot but I’m all for the existence of the ocean once you drive far enough out of no man’s land. The ocean isn’t very reassuring, though, once the initial delight of being near so much water wears off it kind of makes you start to wonder if the rest of the world is the way the Zones are. If not, why hasn’t anyone tried to help?  

🍜- A headcanon about Tommy Chow Mein

Tommy isn’t really sullen and quiet all the time, he’s just not sure how to talk to people. He can get pretty flustered trying to talk to people he doesn’t know, and it’s not something that comes naturally to him. Socialization with strangers has made him anxious since he was a teenager, a symptom of being looked down on constantly by pretty much everyone and a deep hatred of the way his voice sounded.  

It’s definitely easier to come off as grouchy and unapproachable then have people see him as weak. 

💊- A positive Battery City headcanon

All the artists in Battery City are part of their own little community. It’s a unique little society, a mashup of artists employed by the city, artists who do it for fun, self proclaimed vandals. Most artists are forced to censor their art and water it down for it to be acceptable for public view, so sometimes the artists will slip references into their pieces that only their friends will understand. Artists who do this illegally will also do this, there will be references in murals and tags that the general public could never hope to understand. 

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