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Name: LK PineApple

From: Private Dealer – San Francisco area

Grade:  A-

Type: Hybrid (obviously heavily indica influenced)

Price: $10/gram

Looks: All of the nugs in this bag were SOLID and hand manicured so well.  There were no excessive stems at all and even though the flowers gave way and were juicy when pressed/pinched, the stems still gave a gratifying "snap" when tested.  Overall sooo sticky, no shake could be found in the bag.

Smell: INTENSE pineapple fragrance, then as smoking a subtle earthy kush comes through, good to the last Toke/Vape!

Taste: Sooo sticky that you have to lick and chew at your fingers after packing/breaking it up, cause you’re so covered in the little sticky ickies.  The taste comes through as very fruity at first, mellowing to an earthy kush, good to the last drop, and burns to complete white ash, that willingly jumps out of your bowl making room for the next one.

Buzz Type: It took me a whole week to build any tolerance to these genetics, at first two-three tokes would wash over my body in just a few minutes and pleasantly remain for a few hours.  VERY heady, and although I did many active things medicated (and enjoyed them), it still has a tendency to turn couch lock into bed lock rather quickly. 

The other added effect was needing to eat three dinners to kill the hunger it brought on.

Buzz Length: Very long and intense at first, one of the few herbs I actually had to be careful of to not smoke too much and then operate my motor-vehicle.  Could go two to four hours before coming down (and I’m a heavy medicator) and even though smoking long term brought up my tolerance and required smoking a little more, it still had the same effect and lasted just as long.

Name: Jedi OG Kush

From: Soto Street Collective (Dispensary – Los Angeles)

Grade: A+

Type: Hybrid (Indica dominant)

Price: $25/gram, $65/8th

Looks: Deep dense nugs.

Smell: Very skunky with a lemon/pine aroma. 

Taste: Signature kush taste.  Lemon finish.  Very tasty.

Buzz Type: Strong hard hitting indica.  Straight kick to the face with a stony body high.

Buzz Length: Long.

Name: Kings Cross

From: Private Dealer

Grade: B+

Type: Hybrid

Genetics: My label says “Sour Diesel x Sweet Tooth x ?”

Price: $15/g

Looks: My pictures are slightly dark, the bud is very green with thick hairs and purple all over.  It is covered in THC.

Smell: Pungent smell, somewhat like Fruit Loops cereal only more skunky.

Taste: Smooth smoke, fruity taste.  Not the most explosive taste I’ve had.

Buzz Type: Euphoric.  Starts in the head, makes its way down the body in waves.  I can smoke a joint of Kings Cross and still function in a social atmosphere.

Buzz Length: Medium.  I was happily baked for about an hour, with minimal to no burnout.

Name: Sweet Tooth

From: Barney’s (Coffee Shop – Amsterdam)

Grade: A

Type: Hybrid

Price: $15/g

Looks: Tight buds with different shades of green along with thin red hairs.

Smell: Freshly cut assortment of fruit.

Taste: Has an orgasmic sweet taste that is unlike most other varieties. Taste is almost as good as well grown Diesel or Chemdawg.

Buzz Type: Body felt stoned and the head was in a good cerebral state.

Buzz Length: Medium to Long.