Select Your GISHWHES Registration Package!
Each year, after paying for its administrative, tech development and employee costs, gishwhes donates profits to Random Acts, 501c31 and other charities. Help us build a better gishwhes while doing good2!
$21.08 - Basic gishwhes Registration
$47.77 - Secret Holiday Card Package Â
Get a card from Misha for the holidays. Every year Misha mails a SIGNED cockle-warming surprise Holiday Card to those that select this package. Each signed card (theyâre literally a work of art) is saved by Gishers as a gishwhes collectible. It will arrive just in time for the holidays so you can display to your family and friends the weirdness that is gishwhes! Ships in the fall. Free shipping.
$98.21 - gishwhes Flag and Misha Panic Button Package Â
This yearâs much coveted, Misha-signed, gishwhes LIMITED EDITION COLLECTORâS flag promises to reach cosmic realms with a special âSpaceâ edition design. Youâll also receive an exclusive Misha panic button - a big button you stick anywhere and press (and press and press and press) when panicking (or simply bored), featuring a secret audio message from Misha to get you through the gishwhes off-season doldrums. PLUS, youâll receive all the schwag in lower packages. Ships in the fall. Free shipping.
$249.69 - Premiumer-Deluxestest-Prime TM Package Â
This is our Premiumer-Deluxestest-PrimeTM package and itâs the best upper tier package weâve EVER offered for gishwhes. Just look at this bounty waiting for youâŚ
A premium ticket and exclusive access to gishwhesâs first-ever âgishwhes Virtual Wrap Partyâ hosted by Misha Collins (held after the Hunt finishes).
You will become the proud foster protector and parent of Porcupandas! Itâs actually Giant Pandas youâll officially foster and protect - there are fewer than 1,900 in the wild, as gishwhes will donate $10 to Pandas International in your name. As a foster parent, youâll receive an official Porcupanda adoptor certificate, a Porcupanda plushie, the commemorative gishwhes 2017 Porcupanda Mascot Pendant, and a bumper sticker (âProud Parent of a Porcupanda!â).
The âgishwhes Space Explorerâs Kitâ containing everything youâll ever need to explore this, and multiple other universes: (1) the first ever limited and numbered gishwhes comic book, âgishwhes Mascots in Space!â - sure to become a collectorâs item of immeasurable worth, (2) a gishwhes mascot hybrid cookie cutter set, (3) a zero gravity gishwhes travel mug, (4) a gishwhes cooler (to pack your space beverages and snacks), (5) a âgishwhes constellationsâ glowing sticker set (first time youâll get to see the celestially-heralded âAssbutt Constellationâ) - you can stick them on your ceiling or toilet, and (6) the official 2017 gishwhes Space Patch.
Misha will record a wake-up message for your phone (personalized with your name) to startle you into your dayâŚ.
PLUS, youâll receive all the schwag in lower packages. Ships in the fall. Free shipping.
The Gishwhes Historian is a project to archive Gishwhes-related information including emails, hunt updates, timelines, and more. Â
You can find info on previous yearâs registration tiers here.
If youâd like to help, we have a list of missing content here, Â or you can fill out one of our surveys.