if i had an evil alter ego for like youtuber purposes its name would be diesel mcweasel and he’s a shitty mafia guy and he wears weasel fur and we naturally hate each other (we actually love each other)

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if i had an evil alter ego for like youtuber purposes its name would be diesel mcweasel and he’s a shitty mafia guy and he wears weasel fur and we naturally hate each other (we actually love each other)

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is this u by any chance
(alien/monster solidarity indeed my good friend)
No, I used to live across the street from him though! He's cool :)
this wasn’t prompted by anything in particular. no of course it wasnt.
UwU I like this.
AAA EXACTLY!!!
it took a joint effort but everyone managed to manhandle my mustache back on o7 good work cadets o77
also bold of you to assume im human
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ah well, worth a shot :]
even so, maybe we could get together and kidnap a few cows sometime.. 😳😳😳
Oh that sounds like a swell time! 😈 I'll grab my flying saucer-
do you also by any chance happen to be mistaken for a weird looking deer sometimes?? bc if so I think we might be related. i have a really big extended family, you see,
If by deer you actually mean small ferret-like creature, yes! But no-I have no antlers or short fuzzy tail or cloven hooves to be heard of
Good luck on finding any more family members though!
im unlocking weasel lore. I'm PRETTY SURE human fingers don't change color unless you mean like. getting blueish when rly cold
Really? I thought I learned in my humanities class that human fingers would change depending on the color of beverage they consumed? oh... maybe I'm mistaking that for my own kind... I wasn't the brightest in both human and alien school...