now youeve got me thinking about maya doing makeup tutorials... imagine maya doing makeup tutorials during the 7 year gap and she sends them to pheonix beforehand so he can proofread (or whatever the word for proofreading a video is) them before she posts them
ive always thought of maya as someone who doesnt really wear makeup like, he has huge bags under her eyes and a monobrow and a splintered lip and everything and she just doesnt really mind, so it didnt really occur to me!
but like i suppose even then that doesnt really stop maya from using makeup and making videos about it. (holding a bunch of makeup products) (mystifying finger waggle) (takes out a hamburger bun) “today i’ll show all you cute friends and enemies out there how to bring out the best in your monobrow! lets go make frida kahlo proud!” watching them makes phoenix feel confused but entirely lucid so he just rates them by experience. he rates them on the cuil scale. he loves them
also maya possesses unearthly amounts of knowledge on skin care. she just knows. she likes to not be itchy or irritated