Real texts with my Mom
Mom: ...let me know if you want to do something with ME today.
Me: Sure. Later though. I'm trying to put my "don't go on a murderous rampage" pants on, but they're thus far fitting quite snug.
Mom: Too hot out anyway! Put on shorts instead.
Me: Heh heh heh. You mean my "destroy people and eat their souls" shorts? Boy howdy, I love those!
Mom: As long as you have some type of clothing on...
Sometimes our relationship is just fine. By sometimes, I mean when we aren't rueing the others existence. It's a cancer/aries thing i'm pretty sure.








