#we'reallhavingpunnow

There has been great uproar at one of my earlier posts, with many (one) people enraged by the use of what was blatantly a cabbage in place of a lettuce. I can only offer the humblest of my apologies for this grave misjudgement and hope that the following will appease the masses.

Here is a particularly beautiful glamour shot of a fine specimen of a snail on what my sources tell me is definitely lettuce this time.