#we're weird

@knightsofnicola

I love your imagine thou keep it up Author!

Thank you so much for liking my shit!

I decided to just answer your question without doing a headcannon because it would be all the same stuff.

If jennie saw you breastfeeding your pup she would offer to help you, like cuddling you and putting some music to play so if your nipples are really sore you focus on her or the music instead of the pai.

Rosie would be feeding you while you breastfeed, saying you need to eat to produce milk. If you were in pain she would kiss you and distract you with her cuddles while you fed the pup.

Lisa would legit make all sorts of jokes if she saw you breastfeeding her pup. Like she would ask when is her turn and stuff

Like I'm sure there's something wrong with the fandom you're currently in...

And you're fully aware of this and embrace it with pride ok?

Don't even bother denying it.

Reblog with incorrect quotes if you want

Friend 1

Eat Dirt

I am the Goblin

I take pride in being a wanted criminal

Can I roll to seduce Satan?

[friend] has a bite mark from over the summer to prove you don’t mess with me

SHOES ARE WORTHLESS

The Goblin of the Tree

*incoherent screeching*

I put the Sexy in Dyslexia. Oh, shit

*iron man dies* *audible tears*

*shrill voice* I WILL COOK YOU!!!

I can see up your skirts *gets kicked*

Coconut wine!

Stripper beach

Sure, men are useful, I mean, reproduction

Friend 2

North Main Street

She was my friend

Gotta have high high hopes for the lemons

Skinny pop pop

Friend 3

I am the tree guardian, guardian of the tree. ‘Artemis Quivers before him’

I will destroy you 

Why read book when you can read Trippy(holds up lizard named Trippy)

“[name] no!” [name] Yes

The Lion, the Witch, and the audacity of this bitch 

My free trial of brain function has ended

Friend 4

There’s been another....MURDER

I know a lot about public executions

Do you ever just die?

This is how we win Finn

I’m here I’m queer and you have everything to fear

WHERES MY MOTHER FUCKING PASCETTI

Friend 5

Oogily Boogily boogily oogily

A mozzarella pepperoni pizza pie

I predict that I doesn’t know whats going on

I love violent French accents

I am allergic to dogs!!! *pets dog*

Sad Sam is angstyt boi (talking about Supernatural)

#living that Hook Man life (again talking about Supernatural)

Lick her ear (Also talking about Supernatural)

Me

They outlawed the gayness!!!

Excuse me, I am not sheek, I am gay. 

I is the dinosaur 

Many people

Mothman, there’s no need to feel down, 

I said mothman, pick that man off the ground, 

mothman, swing your friend all around 

cuz it’s fun 

to 

swing 

a 

human!

Friend 4: With the power of Harry Potter and the gay I will rule all

Me: Oh no. I fear for my life. 

Friend 1: You should

Friend 4: I am the night

Friend 1: And I am the dusk

Me: and I am the rising sun

Friend 3: I am god

Friend 1: You’re a bitch, that’s what you are