#we hate danzig

Our shipping guy keeps it more real than anyone else's shipping guys. Check this out:

That is the middle finger of our shipping guy, Danny Buzzard, aimed straight at Glenn Danzig, Sunday night at the Warfield in San Francisco. This shot was taken seconds before Danzig decided he didn't like being flipped off, and kicked Danny in the face. The face kicking was immediately followed by a security goon grabbing Danny from behind and choke-dragging him clean out of the show.

Yeah, we know, hating on angry fat old Danzig is about as played out as worshipping bacon or celebrating cheap canned beer, but in the same way that cheap canned beer and bacon are universal truths, realizing that Danzig is a chubby ol' wreck living in such a state of unconscious self-parody that he kind of NEEDS to be ridiculed and flipped off at every opportunity is also a universal truth.

Danzig sucks. We all knew that already. Danny flipping him the bird was a pretty succinct expression of an emotion most people who were once into the Misfits have felt at some time or another. He should be used to getting flipped off by now. After kicking our shipping guy in the head, it's pretty evident that Danzig's level of suck has just skyrocketed, at least as far as we're concerned.