Daniel: Hey, Y/N, why is there a piece of paper in your jeans pocket that says "Jonah did it"?
Y/N: OH! That's cause, in case I get murdered, the police will find the note and know that it was Jonah, even if it wasn't him.
Jonah: Why would you do that?
Y/N: Because you'll probably get a jail sentence from 30 to life, and you won't remarry!!
Jonah:
Daniel: I like your trick! Imma do that too!










