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𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐒𝐓 & 𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐎𝐒𝐓 !  

this is a dashboard exclusive event, which means that there won’t be any group-chat related festivities at this time, but look forward to some in the future ! the events of the 5th annual flower festival will only be held over the weekend ( 04/24 to 04/26 ) in-verse, but threads can be written surrounding the festival for one week, out of character ! so, the event will officially conclude itself on 05/01 ! if this is confusing to any of you, please let me know & i’ll explain it better upon request ! threads that are non-event-related are allowed to be continued, but priority should be on wisteria’s flower festival to fully soak up all of the time we have before this event is over ! below, you’ll find a schedule of what all is going to happen during the celebration ! threads may take place at any of these events, & if your muse is interested in being apart of the fun in anyway, please let us know & we’ll find a way to include them ! they can volunteer, or perform, or host certain events —— there are tons of possibilities to explore !

𝐒𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐃𝐔𝐋𝐄 & 𝐀𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐀 !

*  FRIDAY, APRIL 24th, 2020. —— festivities will start off a little on the simpler side, but it’ll grow much larger, & much more grandiose, as the weekend continues ! at 8pm cst ( 9pm est / 6pm pst ) everyone is invited to a block party hosted by the families living at the cul-de-sac ( the pending families are listed below ! ) at the end of wisteria court. it’ll be a texas barbecue of sorts, with edna applebaum of edna’s kitchen making an appearance with her crew to whip up her famous chicken ‘n waffles special. she’s also offering a special menu including korean-style barbecued beef, pork baby back ribs slathered in a homemade spicy barbecue sauce, potato salad, bratwursts with stone ground mustard, & grilled chicken atop a salad of local greens donated by sweet pea food market. the finest of desserts ( both health-conscious & not ) will be provided by edna herself, & spill ! tea shop & café —— specifically edna’s deliciously baked all-american mini apple pies with house-made vanilla ice cream, & spill’s gluten free / vegan cupcakes topped with aesthetically pleasant edible flowers. additionally, mexican cuisine will be provided by de la garza catering to round out the menu ! alcohol is permitted at the block party / barbecue, but only if you bring your own. that said, every household is asked to contribute a cooler loaded with beer, wine coolers, & whatever else they’d like to drink throughout the night ! once everyone is done, a clean-up crew will break things down, & start preparing for saturday’s festivities ! 

*  SATURDAY, APRIL 25th, 2020. —— continuing on from the night prior, edna’s generous enough to offer discounts on what she likes to call her “hangover healin’ breakfast.” however, if you’re not super hungry in the morning, spill ! tea shop & café is offering discounts on beverages, baked goods, & teas ; even announcing a specialty blend they made specifically for the flower festival ! speaking of which, the van winkle family’s flowers will be used as decor for almost everything —— pastel colors predominantly the theme this year ! then, later in the evening, everyone who is 18 & older is invited to kiss & tell bar + lounge at 8pm cst ( 9pm est / 6pm pst ) for a drag show ( including special guests from various seasons rupaul’s drag race, specifically alyssa edwards, trixie mattel, plastique tiara, kennedy davenport, & asia o’hara ! ) filled with local queens & entertainers, & throughout the drag performances, artists from gm entertainment will take the stage for début performances ( & the residents —— minus the gale-mcvey family —— aren’t aware of this, but delilah blair [ our kacey musgraves / taylor swift - based pop act signed to gm entertainment ] will make a special appearance to perform a limited set of her hits + a duet with trixie mattel ) ! if your muse is a musician & would like to take this opportunity to perform at the club’s concert, message the main & we’ll make it happen somehow —— we’d love as many of you to be involved as possible ! festivities at kiss & tell will conclude around midnight, but right after, there’ll be an after-party hosted by those who live in wisteria court’s esteemed cul-de-sac ( which, in my mind, are the coleman-pierce family, the howell-glenn family, & the gale-mcvey family, but if your opinions differ, let me know ! ) that’ll go all night long if you want it to, so make sure to pack lots of condoms !

*  SUNDAY, APRIL 26th, 2020. —— ah, sunday ! a day of rest, right ? well, SORT OF ! dorothy’s hideaway is closing its doors to the public, but are allowing the residents of wisteria court to enter their facility exclusively for a discounted price, & everyone who had a long weekend of partying may want to take this opportunity to soak in the hot springs, stew in the saunas, rejuvenate in the bathhouse, or book a massage to fully unwind ! another “treat” for those interested, that isn’t really public knowledge, is an orgy of sorts being held in the spa’s bathhouse around 6pm cst ( 8pm est / 4pm pst ) ! everyone will be together in one place, so who knows what’ll end up happening. i guess we’ll just have to wait & see !

𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐋 𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐒 !

𝐑𝐄𝐆𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐀𝐍 𝐎𝐎𝐂 𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐃 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐕𝐄𝐑, the truth is, admin l & i aren’t too fond of large ooc group servers, but we understand that having another place to communicate that may be easier for others to access will exponentially help with plotting ! that said, we’d like to unveil our very own wisteria court ooc discord server ! admin l & i may not be very active on there in order to ensure the tumblr main is kept up-to-date, but do know we will be around to moderate everything & make sure the ooc rules & regulations are being followed. member safety is very important to us, so if for some reason this ooc server causes increased bubble roleplaying & other items against our rules, we will be forced to remove it. thanks for your understanding !

𝐑𝐄𝐆𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐈𝐍𝐆 ❝ 𝐓𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐎 ❞ 𝐒𝐄𝐗𝐔𝐀𝐋 𝐑𝐄𝐋𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐏𝐒, as the poll results have shown, the majority of you have voted in favor of the allowance of sexual relationships between step-relatives, non-blood-related adoptive relatives, & so on. admin l & i aren’t known to kink shame, ever, & we’re both impartial to the matter, so this decision has been decided by all of you ! as of making this post, sexual relationships between step-relatives & non-blood-related adoptive relatives are allowed, but only if these measures are taken to protect those who have sensitivities to these triggering topics: all sexual encounters that occur within the previously discussed circumstances must be consensual, must be tagged with incest tw & stepcest tw, as well as placed under a read-more. these type of threads will be the only ones that are required to be under a read-more, as they contain topics that could trigger someone deeply. for clarification, smut threads between unrelated, consenting adults do not have to be placed under a read-more. if anyone is found not adhering to these rules when writing such material, or if anyone has come forward out of extreme levels of discomfort, relationships such as these will not be allowed on the dashboard any longer !

𝐑𝐄𝐆𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐆𝐌 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐑𝐄 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐃𝐔𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒, as a small task-related event, i’m happy to announce that gm theatre has plans to stage its first all-male production ! the details have not been ironed out, but it’s a special event because it’ll be an OPEN CALL to the public, as well. all actors contractually obligated to star in the production through the theatre will be given priority for leading / supporting roles, but wisteria court’s general populace is invited to take part, as well ! all individuals cast will be paid fairly for their time, & it’ll be an ongoing 6-week long adventure before opening night ! after a few moments of this post being posted, i’ll be reaching out to gm theatre’s current owner to gather any ideas they may have. look forward to seeing more about this subject on the dashboard soon !

𝐑𝐄𝐆𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐘 / 𝐅𝐋𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐑 𝐅𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐕𝐀𝐋, as found in the results of our polls, the event is scheduled to take place on the weekend of 04 / 24 / 2020 ! more details will be revealed ( hopefully ) by wednesday, 04 / 22 / 2020 so everyone has the time to prepare for all the fun that’ll come out of this time. what i can tell you is that it’ll be a dash-exclusive event, meaning that it’ll take place on the dashboard & no place else ! after that weekend is over, things will flow back to normal for a little while. you’re allowed to write threads that are non-related to the event over the aforementioned weekend, but please try to prioritize event-specific threads in order to fully take advantage of the time given !

𝐑𝐄𝐆𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐍𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐒 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍 𝐏𝐎𝐏𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐒, as referenced, once again, in the results of the poll we conducted prior to opening, it seems that not many are interested in taking part in these, which is totally fine ! however, for those who were into the idea, please feel free to message the main off-anon & tell us your ideas ! we’re here to help & support you—& your muse(s)—in every single way ! unless any specific interest is made known prior to the event, the lil nas x inspired pop star, the troye sivan inspired pop star, & the brockhampton inspired boy band will simply exist as unannounced npc’s in-verse !

𝐑𝐄𝐆𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐂𝐀𝐏𝐒, it has been decided that the rules will remain the same when it comes to how many muses a typist can write. as a reminder, you may start with two ( 2 ) muses right off the bat, & may add one ( 1 ) new muse after each week of consistent activity. the maximum we’ll allow per mun is four ( 4 ) so please make sure you have tons of muse for your characters before creating them !

𝐑𝐄𝐆𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐀𝐃𝐃𝐈𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐎𝐅 𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍 𝐁𝐔𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐄𝐒 / 𝐅𝐀𝐌𝐈𝐋𝐈𝐄𝐒, if your muse is an oc—& / or employed at a job at a locaton that doesn’t exist ( yet ) within wisteria court, & you’d like to change that, we are going to be allowing the inclusion of your ideas to the group ! we’re still working on an application for this, but expect one in the next few hours ! until then, you’re more than welcome to message the main off-anon to obtain early approval & any assistance you may need !