#wayne berger

Riko Moriyama:

Least capable on the list. Can't work an oven to save his life. Its like teaching a wasp to swim it'll sting you every time you tell it that its doomed. Plays it off as him "burning out the calories" while reluctantly and painfully eating it

Zane Reacher:

He has to be soup board. He has to be. He isnt that bad at cooking i dont think as the others but unfortunately he is an "inventor" and the inventions should not have got past blueprint stage. His trainers are held together w staples from a stapler type of inventor. Jean sees it and walks back out the room again

Colleen Jenkins:

Rip colleen you would have loved northern irish alcoholic culture. This counts as a meal to her because quote "it has yoghurt in it". She thinks it'll taste like ice cream. It doesnt. It tastes like ice and cream and also sunscreen. She throws her partner Wayne looney tunes style at a wall about it, partly because she is drunk from reluctantly consuming the full thing and partly because he is very throwable to her in the moment and she doesnt want to ruin her alcohol tumbler. Speaking of which

Wayne Berger

Can't bake. Can't bake for the life of him. It says to put in a cup of butter and he tries smushing it into the cup to save space. He cried baking this bread. Colleen sees it and the spirit of gordon ramsay enters her soul and she calls him very interesting words

Sergio Perez:

Levels of Maria Hemmick tragedy going on here. He had Mexican parents before the nest lifestyle cut them off and he tried making this. Failing to account for 1. Utter lack of cooking skills and 2. Utterly absurd taste. This man puts ranch on fruit salad. Awful.

Lyle Holden:

Tried making this to cheer up his partner Sergio. It did not succeed but they ate it miserably anyway. Dreadful uses of hot sauce the both of them. Why did they think this would work

Grayson Johnson:

Ik theres theories about the lactose intolerance but i just know this clown animorphs into 30 to 50 feral hogs around any amount of shite american cheese (does it even have real milk in it). Lucas would find the cheese slowly dissapearing bite by bite every day as a kid. Only food hed break raven conventions for. Almost murdered his parents when he came home and they didnt have any

Jasmine Lane:

Jasmine ily. She and her grandpas "suprise" casserole. Her grandpa was a true cop hating redneck who was both starvingly poor and slightly boiled over upstairs from the nice heavy metals in the mines he worked in, but that didnt stop the painful immortality of this ressipy. She let grayson try it once cause he thought it was some fancy californian food. Emperors new clothes predicament where he cant admit 1. He was stupid 2. He's from middle upper class california and 3. His friends cooking is ass so he just nods along to the horrifying explanation as the food poisoning sets in

Cameron Winters

Wayne Berger

Wayne Berger

All the ravens I drew.

12. Grayson Johnson

16. Wayne Berger

18. Jasmine Lane

19. Bryden Williams

21. Cameron Winter

24. Phil Angle

25. Colleen Jenkins

26. Zane Reacher

27. Sergio Perez

31. Luke Cardy

33 Lyle Holden