❝ . . . As long as they don't meddle in my affairs, I suppose there is a chance of . . . mutual agreement.❞

"Anons. blame them not me. Which means i’ll sleep all day underneath a bunch of blankets to get away from the sun or somethin’. I don’t wanna burn to death.”

“ Glad someone is feelin’ gay with me, amirite? “

“In my defense, I did the math and it looked right, how was I supposed to know it was wrong?”

“I’m gonna go for 4,000,000 degrees for 1 second.”

I was miles better than I was as a kid!

{☄} The odd word got an odd gaze but it was gone as quick as it had come and was replaced by a sigh. “You’re telling me. No such thing as secrets when those things are around.”

-/casually sticking his tongue out at the soda can.-