#warren.mp3

that’s everyoneee hehe all of my trolls r fleet trolls. i’ll do my mains for now. these r kinda ooc.

Ryf: “The government assigned me barista at troll!starbucks because that’s just what lowbloods do lol. it was absolutely shit. If I’d been higher caste, they might’ve given me something cool like library but nooo.”

Warren: “i killed people n that was alright but it coulda’ been nice to have done some jobs or somethin’ to get some more shit n money n stuff but i wasn’t in the system until like the last year or so but coz there’s so many trolls in those archives n shit they done completely fuckin’ overlooked how i just popped up out of nowhere of conscription age like one year after my account was made n shit but it’s wahtever. jay said he’d get me a purple chip n i did that for a while but it weren’t under my name n shit n i wanted my own account so we got one of ryfraf’s friends to log me properly into the system n that did the trick jus’ nicely. previous purple had a job doin’ architectural plannin’ with a firm which i showed up to half the time but they didn’t really fuckin’ miss me n it was mostly just free money. coz it was like. i was expected to oversee the midbloods drawin’ up the drafts n shit. which i did. but i also had some guy workin’ with me n’ he knew i’d killed his partner n that scared the shit out of him so he didn’t say anythin’ to the firm we were workin’ for or anything. he was kinda’ hot. i fucked him sometimes. that also got him to shut up.”

Jay: “I was a police officer. : )”

Mars: “That was so many fucking sweeps ago. I’ve mostly been in the court doing court things. Lots of accounting. I miss accounting. Then after that, well... I suppose it wouldn’t be on planet anymore would it? Because I went directly to being an admiral. Conquered a lot of territory. They think I’m too much for that now, though. Whatever. I’ll get back to doing it eventually, that’s for sure.”

Cody: “I was in school. With Elliot and Derek. I did a few odd jobs here and there for anyone who wanted to hire me for shit. Did some fucking tutoring for idiots. Half the time they couldn’t understand what I was telling them but whatever. They fucking payed me. Midbloods and highbloods are so shit with math sometimes it’s unbelievable.”

Elliot: “We worked in a fucking pizza shop. It sucked. I wanted to kill everyone who came in through that fucking door.”

Derek: “I found the pizza shop alright! Elliot’s just easy to anger. However, I did do some tutoring as well. That was a real pain. Cody’s right. People are fucking stupid.”

📜 :  Is your muse on the nice list, or the naughty list?

Warren: “i’m on the nice list coz i’m really cool n i do lots of cool things for my crew n also i came back from the dead n made sure that jay would find me so yeah i’m on the nice list”

Jay: He looks at you for a long second. He’s thinking about it. Judging you for asking this. Then he splits into a big nasty grin. “Naughty.” His grin widens. “As to why... that’s for me to know, and you to find out, hm?”

🦃  : What does their Christmas dinner look like? Is it a huge feast? Something small? Or do they maybe settle for takeout?

Warren: “We all cook somethin’ nice for each other n have a big fuckin’ feast. Lots n lots of fuckin’ food. We have leftovers for days after. I usually like to cook one thing I’ve always cooked n then somethin’ new. This time I did my usual big roast meat with Christmas spices, n then I made some mac n cheese for it. Good fuckin’ shit, everyone absolutely DEVOURED that shit. Ryfraf usually makes cookies, his cookies r really fuckin’ nice. The other guys make all sorts of different types of shit. Side dishes usually, since I’m in charge of the big main course. Everyone helps out n shit.”

Jay: “I usually help Warren with whatever he’s cooking. I also try and make a key lime pie every year. Warren’s tried to get me to adjust the recipe multiple times. He insists I’m a terrible chef, but I think his tastes are just terrible. My key lime is the most excellent thing I know how to make, AND it tastes really good in coffee, and that’s truly what matters.”

📝 : Does your muse or their family have any holiday traditions?

Warren: “Well like I said we all try n cook somethin’ for dinner together. N then on top of that we do some gift exchangin. We usually just get each other gifts n shit n put em under the kringlefucker that’s what y’all call it, but this time we tried out doin’ a secret santa type shit which was a whole lotta’ fun. So I think we’re gonna’ do taht again next year. We also get everyone from everywhere to come back to the ship n hang out n stuff. It’s like a big extended family visit complete with all the fuckin’ n melodrama n’ yellin’ at each other n’ shit. Big fun party with all the guys we know, it’s great.”

if you were stuck in an elevator, what would you do?

Warren: “id get outta’ there duh. you just gotta’ know how to take things apart n shit. n then all of that. but like if i was stuck stuck like if i aint got anywhere else to be maybe i’d just jack off and wait for someone to show up. maybe sleep a little bit. i don’t see why it’d be a problem n shit. sometimes life forces ya to stop n chill out a bit n if its gonna’ be via elevator then i guess that’s jus’ how it gonna’ be. but anyways i’d get outta’ there so it ain’t gonna’ be no issue for me”

Jay: “I would also ‘get outta’ there’. However, my question to you is: how occupied is this elevator? Is it me in there? Is it me and Warren? Me and a stranger? Me and a roomful of idiots? Because if it’s just myself, I’d find a way to get out. And if it’s Warren, I’d fuck him, and the rest would be figured out later. And if it’s a stranger, I’d fuck him if he’s hot, kill him if he’s not. And if it is a room full of people... well I guess it would still depend on the type of people in there. Some are easy to work with. Some are trusting and following. Others are harder to work with. Others question. Killing them all would work only if I had a method with which to kill them. And if not, they might have some use for me. Someone might be able to get me out anyways. But let me pose this to you. Why would you ask me such a question? Do I look like someone who will be caught in an elevator? Do I look stupid enough to be caught in that situation? Absolutely not. I explained this all to you to humor you, but if you ask me another one of these questions in which I must fantasize a way out of a situation I would never even find myself in... I am finding your house address and killing you myself. : )”

do you call the manager if you don’t get what you want in a store?

Warren: “what’s a manager gonna’ do? if i can’t find it, how’s he gonna’ find it? just find it yer damn self, it ain’t up to some jerkoff thinks he knows it all to do my job for me. his job is to manage. i ain’t workin’ for him. i’m gonna’ find that shit my damnself. you know there was this one time this store didn’t have any fuckin’ mayo for my steak n i went n looked all over for it, n it weren’t anywhere, well. i jus’ left the store. didn’t ask anyone for anythin’. if they can’t help me, then they ain’t gettin’ my business, simple as that.”

(tumblr is being a dick and wouldn't tell me if my first try sent, so if it did ignore this, but if not at least this got through)

Probably got this on my other blog but it's been a while!

Jay: "I don't reveal my secrets. : ) But I like my kills sexy. Good for fucking."

Yah so we're specops for the fleet right so basically we did a really good fucking job this sweep n did a lot of missions for the empire n they liked us enough they gave us perk so we're gonna go to some wintery vacation planet or some shit n spend the holidays there. I ain't told the crew yet I'm gonna tell 'em soon but I hope they lose their minds this is like one of those things that only like super high end generals get tbh. So like really special stuff here heheh. They give us a big house to live in n then they stock it full of stuff so I'm gonna make a huge fuckin feast and everything it's great

Well I mean is gotta be fresh n shit. Thas obvious standards. Raw is fine n cooked is fine but as long as it ain't you know rotten n shit I'll eat it. Also I don't like bland stuff but I'll eat that too if I gotta. Swhy I usually keep spices n hot sauces n shit on me ya know. Make things spiced up n stuff. N is also why I usually cook for my crew! Some of those guys have shit taste n then it's fuckin miserable. So like I cook for them coz of that. But there ain't nothin much I won't eat just aside from stuff that's ya know standard shit that ain't edible.

You guys meaning? Everyone? Hahaha . I'll let whoever wants to answer answer

Ryfraf: we're having a big fuckoff party on my old ship. Only friends invited tho lol. But we all got a LOT of friends everywhere so there's gonna be a lot of peeps anyways. Saarins bringing his guys, jays bringing his, warren his, etc. I'm excited to meet the extended family! I think we're all gonna trick or treat at each others doors or some shit too? It should be fun! I'm gonna get so fucking drunk lol. And I'm gonna fuck like SO many people.

Warren: yeah what the guy up there said. I'm bringin my guys. Bunch of funny little lowblood bitches who saved my life when they found me on planet when I woke up from being dead lol but that ain't relevant

Jay: I'll partake in this if I must.

Ryfraf: OH BY THE WAY. There's two weeeeks until Halloween if you wanna befriend me in that time period ;P my dms r oppennnn. More friends the merrier!

I ain’t fuckin’ colorblind lol. Who the fuck said I’m colorblind?? I’ll fuckin’ kill them.

((A/N: he’s got tritanopia which is blue-yellow colorblind. Meaning he can see blue and red and that’s IT (so no yellow, no green). So the reds are VERY bright reds, and that’s why it’s his favorite color coz that’s the color that’s the brightest and part of why blood makes him so crazy coz it’s just so... bright. In human format, which I answered in coz that’s just the guy who was here rn, he doesn’t really have much trouble with it. Sometimes he’ll say the wrong color for certain things and Jay will make fun of him for it. He can distinguish his greys pretty well, and anyways, he doesn’t obey traffic laws. In TROLL FORMAT he’s getting the high bloods and the low bloods mixed all the fucking time. Purple is grey blue black to him. Fuschia is red. Olive is blue grey. Here’s a funny little chart I always refer to: