“Bitches want me for free --” 

● – || He’s going to go hide now . . .

Raises his hands. “My pants are on, my dick zip, and I haven’t said a single sexual word.” Dude been a virgin for a LONG time. Got nothing on him.

Scratches his cheek. “No, never had to mate, so never had the need to do such, barbaric animalistic activities.”

“Easy, first, you don’t be afraid to stand up to him and keep saying no. Second, you threaten to leave him behind or run him over with the Regalia. And third, if he doesn’t listen, you hits him with the Regalia.”

“GOOD.” Gods he would hate that if that was the case. But then he relaxes as his face gives Noctis that look.

“Do you want me to show you a picture of that man when he was younger? Because I can, and I will. Perhaps then you would understand mommy’s feelings about him.” Aulea couldn’t help but laugh a bit. “Sure he looks pretty bad right now, but he was a charmer back in the day.”

“ come on Noct --- you’re gonna make me blush. But yes, you have been making me wait, all to long! You’re going to have to make up for that!”