Dec 15, 2018
Why you should warm up your fucking cereals in the fucking microwave like any decent human being is supposed to do, t.h.o.t.
its just gross when that cold, all fluid milk splurts on your cereals like you just freshly shoved your pinky up a young christian virgin man’s square butt. You can’t deny that, can you?
plus cold cereals are dry, dryer than your skin when you read that, go smear that cream on your face man OR MAYBE THE COLD MILK.
meanwhile, warmed up cereals are mellow, sweet, heartwarming, smooth, cute, kawaii, desu ne, watashi wa futa-chan--
you get me.
go warm up these fucking cereals next time.
~Luwu
