#wark!

As some readers might have realized, we haven’t brought out any new issues of WARK! Magazine since earlier in the year. It’s been a bit of a hectic year for most of us, I think, and while we’re all relatively alright our motivation and inspiration for WARK! has dwindled to a very low point.

“Oh, Scaeva, you know I ain’t afraid of nothin’ besides the Big Four: Quicksand, Rowena, My Parents Figuring Out Where I Live, and The Bottom Falling Out Of The Plasma Lamp Economy. Seriously, only thing what’s keeping us afloat right now are those bloody plasma lamps and crankin’ out them heated toilet seats for airship departure lounges. But never mind, I bet Alpha’ll be real happy to fill out the sheet. Oi, Alpha!”

Bold any fears which apply to your muse. Italicize what makes them uncomfortable.

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Tagged by: kweeeh kweh kweh (@the-for-real-nero-scaeva and @cahli-tia)

Welcome back readers and dreamers. I hope everyone is adjusting well to the sudden fervour that has gripped Eorzea! New faces, new stories, new rumours and a flurry of activity in every city. Getting this issue out the door was no small task amidst all the bustle and the myriad of stories we had to pick from, but we’re nothing if not tenacious. So here it is, number fifteen, and what a strange, but fun, writing adventure it was. We hope you enjoy!

Signed, Editor-in-Chief Charlette Bellamy

Click >>here<< to enjoy the full issue

OOC Information

WARK! is an in-character magazine created by Chocobo Dreams on the Crystal DC.

The magazine is available for free at the different adventure guilds, books stores, and libraries. If you would like a feature in the magazine don’t hesitate to contact us on Tumblr or Discord on Djill#8950

Any support is greatly appreciated. If you like what we do, then don’t forget to like and re-blog!

 Some say 13 is a number of bad luck, and after struggling to get this moon’s publication out the door, I’m inclined to start believing it. I won’t bore you with the details, but rest assured we have fixed what needs to be fixed and will continue on as we have for the past 13 moons, albeit perhaps a sun later than normal. I’ve been told it’s fashionable to be late, but I feel a need to apologise a couple of dozen times before I feel completely comfortable again though my staff will roll their eyes so vigorously if I do that I fear they might lose balance. Instead, I’m going to do some mysterious foreshadowing by saying we might have something extra in the works to make up for it, something special. Until then, I hope you enjoy this issue as much as the others, and have a good sun!

Signed, Editor-in-Chief Charlette Bellamy

Click >>here<< to enjoy the full issue

OOC Information

WARK! is an in-character magazine created by Chocobo Dreams on the Crystal DC.

The magazine is available for free at the different adventure guilds, books stores, and libraries. If you would like a feature in the magazine don’t hesitate to contact us on Tumblr or Discord on Djill#8950

Any support is greatly appreciated. If you like what we do, then don’t forget to like and re-blog!

WARK! Magazine is putting out its 12th issue this moon, meaning we have a whole year of magazines to look back on at this point.

We’re celebrating this special issue with a distribution event in Ul’dah, including a raffle with Mog Station prizes.

How does that work?

Our distributors in chocobo yellow will be handing out magazines in-character at the Chocobokeep in Ul’dah from 6-8 pm ET on Saturday the 20th of April.

Simply show up in-character to get a magazine, and we’ll enter you in our raffle. 

At 8 pm we will pick a random winner using a randomizer, and that person can choose 15 USD worth of prizes from the Mog Station.

You’re free to go off and do your thing after picking up a magazine, but please try and be online on the character you entered with at 8 pm so we can hand over the prize straight away.

We will post the winner on Tumblr as well, so if you can’t be online you can contact us there. If we haven’t heard from you and not been able to contact you ourselves after 24 hours, we’ll pick another winner.

Another moon, another issue and it’s still just as good to have you back dreamers and readers. With the turning of the seasons and the coming of brighter days and shorter nights, inspiration is in the air! Little Ladies’ Day has come around and I hope we’ve all taken the time to find the princess or seneschal that lives within us. Or helped someone else find theirs, just like all of us at WARK! hope we do with every issue. So don the new flower-crowns and spread confidence, bravery and that little spark of imagination. After all there’d be no WARK! without it.

Signed,  Editor-in-Chief  Charlette Bellamy

Click >>here<< to enjoy the full issue

OOC Information

WARK! is an in-character magazine created by Chocobo Dreams on Balmung and will be expanding to the Crystal DC once it is up and running.

The magazine is available for free at the different adventure guilds, books stores, and libraries. If you would like a feature in the magazine don’t hesitate to contact us on Tumblr or Discord on Djill#8950

Any support is greatly appreciated. If you like what we do, then don’t forget to like and reblog!

Hello Dreamers!

The year is coming to a close and we at Chocobo Dreams will be visiting with our friends and family soon, though not without presenting our last issue of this year. We hope you all have a wonderful Starlight Celebration and that we’ll see you again next year!

Click the cover to enjoy the full issue or >>here<< if you’re on the app

OOC Information

WARK! is an in-character magazine created by Chocobo Dreams on Balmung and will be expanding to the Crystal DC once it is up.

The magazine is available for free at the different adventure guilds, books stores, and libraries.

Any support is greatly appreciated. If you like what we do, then don’t forget to like and reblog.

In this issue we have, among others: @drunkenmoogle​ and @the-wardens-reliquary​ -- I didn’t know all the individual Tumblr tags, so I did it as whole!

Hello Dreamers!

It is time for the fifth edition of WARK! Magazine, brought to you by the dedicated team of Chocobo Dreams and their associated freelancers. 

In this issue we’ll meet up with old veteran journalists from the former Crystal Chronicle and the newcomers from Paissa Press! If you’ve ever thought about publishing your own magazine or newspaper, or joining another, you can’t miss out on this edition.

We’re also welcoming the ever-wise, ever-charming Gideon to the team of freelancers. His advise might change your life.

We hope you’ll have as much fun reading WARK! Magazine as we had creating it. Until next moon!

Click the cover to enjoy the full issue or >>here<< if you’re on the app

WARK! is an in-character magazine created by Chocobo Dreams on Balmung The magazine is available for free at the different adventure guilds, books stores, and libraries.

Shameless advertisement is shameless: @mooglemeet​ @balmungrpcalendar @balmungroleplayers @ffxiv-balmung-rp