#wargs-in-winter

hahaha so you’re feeling like the ultimate laziness to ever laze? i gotchu bro no worries. also we had best not talk about pie because that is legitimately one of the things i will end friendships and set the world on fire for not even kidding

im feeling so damn lazy right now its just like okay someone come bath me and make me meals and siphon tequila into my mouth and tell me storys and scroll through my dash

dudebro if you’re so bored go edit and cry feels for me i’ll love you forever also how the hell do you not like pie i might have to break up our friendship because of this

omg don't even talk to me about pie

also that's so productive and im just so not feeling that, i want to waste time man

dAD NO

I AM SO ANGRY

DAD YOU HAVE BETRAYED ME

he was like

oh its okay ill watch it again

oh good

well

im glad you half payed attention the first time just to watch it again

well, back is relative. if you mean ‘is hanging around while pretending she doesn’t have work to do’, then yes. if you mean ‘the wifi problem is fixed’, then no.

BUT YOU'RE HERE NOW AND THATS ALL THAT MATTERS

I wrote twelve thousand words in like 2 days, it was a miracle *cuddles* keep going you’re going to make good progress I can feel it

go go go write you kick that bitch in the teeth

*aggressively cuddles* I will back you up with a cactus to the face, no worries

so many of them tho