Apr 28, 2025
Do you care about Ward?
Yes
No
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Voting ended onMay 5, 2025
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Do you care about Ward?
Yes
No
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Did you read Ward?
Yes, I read all of Ward (4/4)
Yes, I've read most of Ward (3/4)
Yes, kind of, I've read part of Ward (2/4)
Yes, kind of, I've read some of Ward (1/4)
I'm currently reading Ward (over halfway through)
I'm currently reading Ward (less than halfway through)
No, but I plan to read Ward eventually
No, I haven't read Ward, and don't plan to.
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If you answered "i plan to read ward eventually" or "i'm currently reading ward" get off this blog! Like all of these are major spoilers.
This one doesn't actually need you to explain anything, since there's no real thought process to it. Still, make sure to tell me any thoughts you have on the subject!
Do you think Victoria was Mark's kid or Neil's kid?
Victoria was Mark's kid
Victoria was Neil's kid
Victoria was Behemoth's kid
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and DON'T SCREW WITH THE RESULTS BY PICKING THE FUNNY ONE. i'll know.
Favorite Ward Ship?
Victoria/Ashley (Starsong)
Victoria/Lisa (Tattletares)
Victoria/Sveta
Sveta/Lisa
Sveta/Slician
Amy/Bianca
Sidepiece/Disjoint [Canon]
Lily/May
Sabah/May
Ciara/Paige
Other (Write In)
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Usually, when I write these polls, I have an opinion on the subject, one that I secretly want to win. I try very hard not to let that affect how I write these. However, in this case, I genuinely don't even have a favorite ship! I'm spoiled for choice!
note that this poll is meant to represent romantic (though not necessarily sexual) ships, not your favorite QPR. If you like, say, Lisa/Victoria as strictly platonic partners, but only in this scenario, then please don't pick it as your favorite ship!
Several more niche victoria ships are not included and are included under the umbrella write-in option, I will post a second, victoria-specific shipping poll later.
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Take 2: Was J *actually* a mole for Accord?
Yes, he was too convenient not to be a plant
No, the scene is supposed to be about ashley being paranoid and unstable
THE SLUG, Results
If you remember, J was ashley's weirdly competent henchman in the Eclipse arc, whom she killed because she suspected he was a spy. But was he?
And this time, we'll get more than 36 votes, right!
right?
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Antares' Gender Identity
cis woman
trans woman (mtf)
trans woman (ftf)
detransitioner (ftf-f)
trans man (ftm)
trans man (mtm)
detransitioner (ftm-f)
he/him lesbian
"probably nonbinary but i have a job so idrc about that right now"
nonbinary
also nonbinary but i made a second button for nuance
THE SLUG (no comment)
I would add more nuanced nonbinary options but there's a hard cap of twelve options. its really my fault for putting nonbinaries last instead of first
Make sure to tell me what you think and why you think it! i will be expecting a 5 page essay, times new roman, font size twelve, double spaced. Please cite your sources.
Which Case 53 should I hit with my car?
Newter
Trainwreck
Sveta
Gregor the Snail
Mantellum
Egg
Shamrock
Engel
Gully
The Slug
Sanguine
DOCTOR MOTHER (the results)
(Poll submitted by @goldenmotive)
I'm not adding nyx because she's a member of the slaughterhouse 9 and has no special durability powers, so she's the obvious winner, morally speaking.
technically speaking the custodian isn't actually viable because you can't hit her with a car but she is a case 53 so she's not in this poll to avoid confusion.
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Take 2: Was J a pedophile?
J was approximately the same age as Ashley (14-16) and *wasn't* a mole.
J was approximately the same age as Ashley (14-17), but *was* a mole.
J was an older teen (18-20) dating a younger teen, but *wasn't* a mole.
J was an older teen (18-20) dating a younger teen, and *was* a mole
J was in his early-to-mid 20s (20-25) and dating a teen, but *wasn't* a mole
J was in his early-to-mid 20s (20-25) and dating a teen, and *was* a mole
J was older than 25 and dating a teen, but *wasn't* a mole.
J was older than 25 and dating a teen, and *was* a mole
THE SLUG was THE RESULTS BUTTON and COUNTED aS ABSTENTION, and *was* UNRELATED
Note: Ashley is either 16 during the boston games, or was 14 and believed/lied that she was 16.
Honestly, could you call whatever J and Ashley were doing dating? I'm not sure. Maybe that should be my next poll
Hopefully this one gets more than 24 votes, right?
Right?
Make sure to tell me what you think and why you think it!