I'm a teach you a lesson on how to increase your success in this profession.
Instead of just keeping you guessing
Step one, buy a gun, be a thug
Step two, get a hustle, make some money off illegal drugs
Step three, rap about this shit people will eat it up,
And brag about this shit and how you be keeping it real as fuck
Step four's when you get your's, you feeling me?
Get a rap celebrity to boost your credibility
Steps five and six is when you really make some noise dog
Rep yo fucking hood and don't forget to put your boys on
Step seven is just a given, do something a little different,
Just to prove to your critics you can flip it
Step eight, degrade women and glorify violence,
Then make a love song and talk about how fighting is childish
Once you finished with that, and you officially wack,
Just kick back and start collecting record industry plaques