#wantsomecorn

to my most favourite person in the whole world : #iloveYou! thank you so much for my gift #earlybirthdaypresent . thank you for reminding me that kindness are much more powerful then anger or grudges . #ucompleteme #corny #notcorny . #wantsomecorn #cornflakes .

well i wouldn’t be opposed 

That’s my brother. Unfortunately I’ve never read any Warrior Cats books. :[

please dont do this petrillo im already done w my life

FinanceBlaster™

whats been stopping you before?

i took coedeine earlier and it barely did a thing but ty ty

yO sorry i’ve been spreading these out bc you guys suck 1. First impression: who is this loser homestuck2. Truth is: Sometimes I don’t think you’re real, like when you lost your car and chugged an entire carton of apple juice. I also don’t think I’ll ever be over the “I puked” line from unexpectedstuck. 3. How old do you look: liike 184. Have you ever made me laugh: yeSs5. Have you ever made me mad: yes in that you defy the laws of the universe and i’m not sure how 6. Best feature: you’re pretty damn funny and I think your “this might as well happen” attitude levels might even be higher than mine.7. Have I ever had a crush on you: nah you’re too straight for me remember8. You’re my: one of like 3 male friends 9. Name in my phone: I dont have your number!10. Should you post this too? you already did yoo