Because inchoateanamnesis tagged me and I love her, I'm doing the truth thing??? So. Let's just. Do that, then.
1. Last beverage: Offbrand mountain dew mixed with a tiny bit of leftover NOS.
2. Last phone call: Um. Probably to wallcom because she called me at the store before Christmas and I never talk on the phone.
3. Last text: "Twirls you. Am home finally~"
4. Last song: Hybrid Rainbow by Bump of Chicken
5. Last time you cried: I don't remember? Like, literally do not remember.
6. Dated someone twice: Never?
7. Been cheated on: Nah son.
8. Kissed anyone and regretted it: No.
9. Lost someone special: I mean, not in the dying sense but in the losing touch sense, sure.
10. Been depressed: Uh. Probably like 3 years ago or something?
11. Been drunk and threw up: Nah son.
12. List your three favourite colours: Cadet blue, pretty fond of yellows? I'm not good at colours.
15. Made a new friend: I'm against them morally.
16. Fallen out of love: Probably. Yes.
17. Laughed until you cried: Earlier today bro..
18. Met someone who changed you: Absolutely, yo.
19. Found out who your true friends are: Sure. Probably? I mean. I guess? What?
20. Found out someone was talking about you: Yep.
21. Kissed anyone on your FB list: No.
22. How many people do you know on your FB list: Um. All like 3 of them.
24. Do you want to change your name: it’s pretty decent.
25. What did you do for your last birthday party: I ate a lot. Probably. I don't remember. I don't remember a lot of things. I am an old man.
26. What time did you wake up this morning: 3:00AM the morning before this.
27. What were you doing at midnight last night: Watching Parks and Recreation, if you mean this morning?
28. Something you can’t wait for:@kaaarlpilkington getting to go to Disney World!!!
29. Last time you saw your mother: This morning.
30. One thing you wish you could change about your life: My lack of drive to do like anything ever.
31. What are you listening to right now: My computer. Buzzing. Kind of. He gets noisy sometimes. Much quieter than before.
32. Have you ever talked to a Tom: What? A person named Tom? No?
33. What’s getting on your nerves right now: Cats.
34. Most viewed webpage: youtube. Probably. Maybe netflix. Or wowhead?
35. Nickname: I don't have cute nicknames, you can't shorten Autumn cutely.
36. Relationship status: ????????????????????????????
37. Zodiac sign: Libra!
41. Hair colour: Blonde
42.Long or short: seeeemi short??? Shaved on one side but getting bushy.
43. Height: 5'10" ish.
44. Do you have a crush on someone: always.
45. What do you like about yourself: I am so good at staying up way longer than I should. I am great at it. With caffeine. Or a friend. Not alone.
46. Tattoos: Nah son.
47. Right or left handed: Left. #noleftyscissors2k15
48. First piercings: Earrings, but fuck that. They closed like, immediately.
49. First best friend: Uh, probably a girl named Paige, even though no way now.
50. First sport you joined: ???????????????????????????
51. First vacation: First one I remember is Disney World in fifth grade?.
52. First pair of trainers: Fuck me, I don't remember.
53. Eating:I ate a sandwich earlier. And tater tots. Living the dream.
54. Drinking: ^^^ I said it up there?
55. About to:Go and fuck with another theme probably because fuck sleep.
58. Waiting for: more caffeine.
59. Want kids: Not at this point, sucker..
60. Get married: Eh. Not rly.
61. Career: Please? No, but, something to do with animals, hella.
62. Lips or eyes: I'd like to have both, if I may??????
63. Hugs or kisses: Hugs.
64. Shorter or taller: What? Than who? Shaq? Shorter. My sister? Taller. lornapoussey wayyyyyy taller.
65. Older or younger: Than???? Shaq? Younger. Sister? Younger lornapoussey older.
66. Romantic or spontaneous: What? Shaq? Is he? I dunno, I'm sure he can be both, if he wants.
67. Nice stomach or arms: I like backs. I really like backs. But I mean, I'm not for or against amputees, I don't think they are any less attractive for any missing bits? I don't know what you want from me.
68. Loud or sensitive: What? I am both of those things. Very much the latter. And quite the former sometimes QQ.
69. Hook-up or relationship: Whatever bro. You do you.
70. Trouble maker or hesitant: Do you mean me? I never make trouble, matey. .
71. Kissed a stranger: No. People are strange, when you're a stranger.
72. Drank hard liquor: I don't know. Is a hand grenade hard liquor? I don't know. And I'm not going to look it up.
73. Lost glasses/contacts: I left my glasses in my French class the first week or two I had them. Someone brought them to me, bless them. But since then, I only forget them in my room.
74. Had sex on a first date: Nah, son. You do you.
75. Broken someone’s heart: I dunno. Probably not.
76. Been arrested: Nah, son.
77. Turned someone down: Nah, son.
78. Cried when someone died: Yep-a-doodle.
79. Fallen for a friend: Well, yeah, that's how I get myself in trouble. It don't go well. QQ
80. Yourself: Not normally. Unless it's about dogs. Or weeaboos. Or. Final Fantasy VIII. Then yes.
81. Miracles: Yep-a-doodle.
82. Love at first sight: No idea.
83. Heaven: Nah, son. You do you.
84. Santa clause: The movie? Sure, I guess, I mean, I used to love it. But no, on the real, I do believe in Santa.
85. Kisses on first dates: Is this something you discourage??? Or encourage? I mean, you do you.
Tagging kaaarlpilkington, lornapoussey, and xaeviere, wallcom if you wanna. Yep. Go.