#waitwhat?

.....uhmmmmmmm.... soo...

I am VERY seldomly dumbfounded.

But here I am, lurking in front of my computer and this pops up and I’m like “wait is the first thing this person is telling me fellatio-related?”

So BOOM I screencap this and before I can come here to upload it, this remarkable specimen upped the game and sent me yet another inbox with a gif of said sexual act (with the girl wearing tidy whiteys, awww!). So just out of fucking curiosity, I do something I usually never do: I check out the profile. THE DUDE IS FREAKING 16 YEARS OLD ACCORDING TO IT!

WHAT THE HECK! He should be playing GTA V and drinking his first beer for fucks sake!!! O______O

Edit: As these masters of coping with rejection usualls do, his MASTERFUL EVIL REVENGE PLAN was for him to tell me to “go fuck myself”. Welp darling I’d rather do that than have a 16yearold go down on me and go to prison for the rest of my life. :)

Edit 2: For shits and giggles I will add that his screen name had the word “romance” in it.