Dean/Cas (317):Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
"I thought yours looked a little tight," Castiel said as his eyes flicked up Dean’s legs. He wiped the barrel of his gun with the last clean rag around the joint, vision just this side of hazy.
Dean shifted with clear discomfort and crossed his arms over his chest. “Look, if you have them-“
"I do," Cas interrupted. He waved his hand noncommittally toward the bedroom of his cabin. "And save the brewing lecture."
Dean grit his teeth and shouldered past Castiel, who chuckled lightly. “Don’t laugh,” he admonished. “How’re you supposed to protect these people if you’re stoned out of your mind?”
Castiel pressed the gun into the hollow of his shoulder, aiming it just above Dean’s head. “I can still follow orders. Lead the charge, Castiel. Save the women, Castiel. Suck my dick, Castiel.”
"Put that down," Dean growled, scooping up his jeans and shucking off Castiel’s tight ones. Cas whistled low, eyebrows raised, setting the gun aside.
"Wanna to give me an order, commander?" He all but purred as he made his way into the room, hands deep in his pockets. Dean’s shoulders fell, the tension easing from them as Castiel got closer.Â
"I can think of a few," he muttered bitterly, and rolled his eyes when Castiel just laughed quietly. He jumped as Cas laid a hand on his chest, thumb pressing into his sternum.
Castiel leaned in further, ghosting his mouth across Dean’s stubbled cheek over to his ear. “Give me an example,” he suggested.
Dean’s hands fell to Cas’ thin hips, his jaw still set stubbornly. “We can’t do this,” he sighed.Â
"Jane will get over it," Cas advised, and pressed his mouth to Dean’s.
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