Ten Great Things To Say To Your Butler
1. No.
2. Did you launder this cummerbund yourself, you dolt?
3. Christmas is only a holiday if you are Jesus. Look in the mirror. Go on, give us a look. Do you see Jesus anywhere? Do you? Dismissed.
4. I do believe this bisque is too cold.
5. I do believe this gazpacho is too warm.
6. I do believe your health care benefits are now optional.
7. Wadsworth, I have legally eliminated your given name. Having one name, however, does not give you the right to conduct yourself as if you were a Brazilian soccer player or Irish pop star. You are interchangeable with all previous Wadsworths.
8. You call that a Double Windsor, you clod?
9. DARE NOT LOOK ME IN THE EYES!
10. My footstool is broken Wadsworth, you will suffice for now.
