#wade'sthinkythinks

Wade’s handwriting is sloppy, childish, and looks like he never learned past rudimentary handwriting. His signature is either 3rd grader cursive or a bunch of squiggles with three huge ass w’s.

Wade spent every second he could at Weasel’s house when they were young and there were many times that Weasel snuck him into the house after his mother went to bed/while she was at work Weasel despised playing pretend games, but always did for Wade because they made him so happyWade stole Weasel a set of lincoln logs for his 7th birthday and has done so every year ever since Wade and Weasel became “blood brothers” after seeing it on a tv show when Wease was about 8 and Wade was 11Whenever Wade slept over, they always slept in the same bed and Wade always cuddled him even if Weasel grumbled about it until he fell asleepWeasel always “lost” things (like binders, notebooks, packs of pencils, his lunchbox, books, to name a few). He lost them specifically in Wade’s backpack and vehemently denied they were his when Wade tried to give them back. Weasel would tell his mother elaborate stories about girls he liked at school in order to get Wade gifts for holidays and his birthday. Once he convinced his mother to let him get a lisa frank trapper keeper for a “girl” he liked- it was actually for wade and weasel wanted to get him something he knew his best friend would like. Weasel packed extra food in his lunch so Wade would have something to eat. Wade would fight literally anyone any time for Weasel, even when Weasel was the one who started it.Weasel learned pretty fast how to attend to moderate injuries, trying to help take care of Wade (who was almost always injured fopr one reason or another). By the time Weasel was 9, he was a pro at wrapping broken fingers. The first time Weasel ever shot a gun, it was one that Wade had gotten for joining the gang. Weasel was 10. Wade kissed Weasel once and only once. Wade was 15 and Weasel was 12 and weasel was comforting wade through an episode. Weasel had no ideas how to react and just froze up and Wade freaked out and didn’t stop apologizing for a good 3 weeks. By the time they were in middle school, weasel was beating up as many if not more people for wade than wade was beating up for him.  At that point Wade was still taller than him, but Weasel had a good 40 pounds on him. Weasel was the only person Wade felt he could trust. Wade and Weasel would camp out in the playground at the park when Weasel found out sometimes Wade would go there to sleep. Weasel brought blankets and snacks in his backpack.Weasel was the main reason Wade learned how to read. Until Wade could read better, Weasel would read whatever Wade wanted to him. Weasel would eat a bite of wade’s food first to prove that it was safe to eat when his paranoia was bad. He’d also tell people that he ate both their food so wade wouldn’t “get in trouble” for eating.Wade is the one who taught Weasel how to actually play like a child.

J'adore leslicornes et l'espace. J'ai une peluche unicorn, elle s'appelle Amalthea. Vousne pouvez pas la toucher.

wade: wade YES

wade wilson all the time