and if eli wasn’t absolutely preoccupied with trying to calculate how feasible an escape route from where he’s standing right this second to Literally Anywhere Outside of Eric Kang’s Line of Vision might be when he’s a) severely limited in terms of mobility by the most inconvenient halloween costume in the history of inconvenient halloween costumes; b) drunk as fuck (sorry, mom); and c) drunk as FUCK (sorry, mom!!), he might have let out a good ol’ hearty “SHIIIIIT.”
eric and daniel are starting to move in his general direction and elijah thinks, distantly, that this moment might haunt him. he’d promised himself (and daniel—though daniel doesn’t know) before strutting into the party that he wouldn’t interfere with the most infuriatingly frustrating courtship of one (1) daniel seo and one (too many) eric kang.
quick, eli thinks to himself in a panic. maybe if you play dead they’ll walk right past you.
he fidgets for a second in his hulking sauna of a costume and finds that it’s extremely difficult to do anything but waddle forward and backward. bears sure do have it hard.
and it’s too late anyway. by the time he looks up, eric and daniel are right in front of him, and all elijah can manage is a stammered out, “shiiiiiiiiiiit,” followed by an ever-so-graceful, “haha, uh. what’s gucci, sons.”
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# , a RANDOM text.
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