Send me ∞ and my muse will tell you...

If I Think They Are: Ugly || Plain || Alright || Cute || Freaking Adorable || Pretty || Beautiful || Hot || Stunning 

If I Would Go On A Date With Them: Not even if we were the last two one earth || No || Maybe || Eh….Sure || Yes || WILL YOU MARRY ME

If I Trust Them: Not At All || Not Really || Kind of || Yes || With My Life

If I Care About Them: Not At All || Not Really || Kind of || Yes || Deeply

If I Would Sleep With Them: Not Enough Alcohol in the World || No || Maybe if I were wasted || Maybe || Eh…Sure || Yes || TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF NOW! 

My Comfort Level With Your Muse: Keep a Distance || Okay You Can Stand There, But Don’t Touch Me || Let’s Get Coffee and Talk || Let’s Cuddle || I Can Change In Front of You || Let’s Take a Bath Together

Clarence had not been able to tell whether the partner he had assigned was a boy or a girl, but he supposed they were male. He wished he would have known more about Germans or their culture to prepare himself for the small coop mission he had been assigned to. He had a few jokes up his sleeves.

But then the other reaper appeared. His pun had to come fast! He fixed his glasses by pushing them back, and eyed hid partner.  ❝How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin?❞ he started out, but then realized that his new partner was a girl. He hadn’t chosen a pun about baking to be sexist! He never interacted with girls!