#vppotts

send ☣ and my muse will say something about yours they'd never say out loud

SUCH a stupid fucking question.

MY FAVORITE PART ABOUT THIS QUESTION

is that the answer defines whether or not you pay in state tuition. like if you can't prove that you're supporting yourself somehow, they make you pay out of state tuition. even though I've lived in virginia for TWO YEARS

Absolutely ridiculous: The only quantifiable solution that will produce any results isn't that much of a puzzle—it can't be. There's no reason that the marriage between two limbs should be so easily divorced by a minor spat. And his options for upgrading cannot be as difficult as the holographic test model suggests.

Split at the elbows, knees, and shoulders, lies a mangled suit: Mark XXI—at such a chaotic young age—has been been broken up at the joints by an arsenal of icicles. Mission went rogue, but that's what they get without having Commander Tight-ass in charge.

Back to the metaphor: Who is Tony Stark to preach about marriage and surviving relationships? He only just signed the papers what feels like yesterday, and the singular thing that's really changed is the broken barrier between him and Pepper. And by that he means they're not using condoms, or pills, or any other form of birth control besides incongruent daily schedules.

Which has made everything weird. It's not like they were ever exceptionally careful about sex and the implications of sex, it's just that Pepper seems like she's less interested in sex than she is in taking pregnancy tests afterward.

It's not about the lack of blow jobs. Okay, maybe it is a little bit, but she hasn't been open to cunnilingus either, and he really does like having her thighs quivering on top of his shoulders. Pep's just as pliable during and after, but before she's more high-strung and fervent than she was during the wedding planning season.

Tony didn't think that was possible.

He peeks into a cabinet and yanks out a hand-held rotary saw, ready to get this aciurgy done the old-fashioned way and just split the suit apart, when the glass door to his workshop hisses open and a steady click-click click-click ripples through the room.

//Tony, this is the first time that the mun over here has been sexually attracted to you.

HEEY HAPPY BIRTHDAY

v-p-potts replied to your post “Changed my icon for a single day cause it’s my birthday and I can cry...”

MY BRUCIE'S BIRTHDAY!!!!!

//I ALMOST CRIED WHEN I SAW THIS. YOU ARE THE BEST!!! It’s so funny because I fangirl over you all the time. You and morethanjustmachines. You guys can probably hear shy sobbing and clapping in the background. oh my gosh there are so many Peppers I adore. So many. There’s like a Tony Stark club and a Bruce Banner one, I want one for Peps because united we stand!! I’m so sorry for my odd humor. Sorry!!!! >///<

Send ⊕ for a pro and con list about our characters sleeping together.

Pro:

Smart as hell

Gorgeous

Clearly doesn't mind cyborgs

Con:

Already in a relationship

A little high-strung