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Hahahahaha, OK, I love this for a lot of reasons, BUT: what if Palpatine eventually realizes, to his horror, why the nannies aren’t working out? And he’s like DAMN IT, that idiot needs Kenobi. Ugh. I *hate* that guy!  

At first, Palpatine’s approach is “well, surely we can find an acceptable substitute and just TELL Vader it’s Kenobi? I mean, this is Vader we’re talking about, he’s pretty gullible a lot of the time.” Sheev pulls up an old holo of General Kenobi and tells his staff to get to work on an open casting call. Thousands of handsome, ginger-ish-haired dudes show up to read lines like “Anakin, I don’t think you should be eating that, it’s expired,” and “Anakin, please try not to throw your lightsaber at the television just because you’re mad at your soap opera,” and saucily wink and Dramatically Disrobe for a panel of casting agents (and Sheev, who rates them by how annoyed each one of them makes him feel. Only the sassiest, most irritatingly charming ones get put on the callback list.)  

Vader’s hopes leap sky-high each time yet another “Obi-Wan Kenobi” is “captured” and brought to his castle. And each time, after a brief rush of excitement when he sees them from a distance (his swooshy hair! The swagger! Could it be??) his heart is broken as the cold hard reality sets in that this isn’t his Obi-Wan, this is some impostor, and the obvious murderous rage erupts. 

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Updates from the Moonlight Plays Galaxy of Heroes journey + replies: - I WANT TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THE SHIPS.  I’m actually mostly enjoying this new area, but oh my god I’m already struggling to gather up enough character shards, now I have to do it with ships, too??  Which is difficult, because I keep wanting to spend my currency on character shards!  And already I have trouble keeping up with training droids, so unlocking more ships (so that I can get more blueprints for the capital ships to promote them) seems like more work than I want to do right now.  But not doing it means I’m failing pretty hard in the Fleet Arena matches.  orz - I promoted Plo to 5*!  Which means I had a team to go face Tier IV of the Yoda event!  Okay, he wasn’t very strong, but Luminara and Old Ben and Ahsoka were pretty good, so I should be able to maybe-- NOPE, YODA KICKED MY ASS HARD.  I’m not even going to bother trying again this round because there’s no way I can beat that.  orz - Back to slowly grinding away and trying to figure out how to get better mods for the characters, I guess.  /complains

vortexoftime said: also i’ve finally reached the levels with anakin shards and my Number One priority has been getting his shards so I’m spending like… 60+ energy daily on his two levels alone (bc it takes like 16 energy a battle which is absolutely ridiculous) but!! i’ve got 27 out of 80 for him so it’s going well

evaceratops said: I unlocked ships today! Ship battles are super fun. And AAH, LUCKY, I WANT PLO KOON SO BAD but I always focus too much on getting gear/shards and not enough on actually unlocking new battles so I still have like 2 more cantina battles to go until I can get to his shards, sob. He and Shaak Ti (who this game DOESN’T HAVE FOR SOME REASON, ANGRY GLARE) are tied for being my Favorite Background Jedi™, so as soon as my cantina energy refills I’m gonna spend ALL OF IT on Plo Koon. SPACE DAD WILL RISE.

sailing-winterfrost said: ha, you’re stuck in a loop too:) I’m just playing the same two cantina battles over and over and over so i can get chewie and luke shards, while earning coins to buy fives’ shards (which i have 22/50 so far) otherwise i can’t do any challenges cause i don’t meet requirements. Good luck on getting boba!!! since1938 said: Awesome! I FINALLY got enough 7* Jedi to beat the Yoda challenge, so I now have a 7* Yoda. I keep debating whether to level him up or keep working on Rey because she is SUPER useful against teams with Sidious and she does a lot of damage. But now that I’ve finally maxed out the ability mats on Anakin, have him at 7*, I can devote more energy to the other characters. Right now I almost have Fives at 7*, and since he’s my favorite Tank, I’m focused on him today. since1938 said: Oh and I see others also love Ahsoka BECAUSE SHE IS MY CHILD.

diana: smudged eyeliner, bloody knuckles, running through empty streets, adrenaline pumping through your veins

Ohhhh my God this is making me sad. My poor boys!! Obi-Wan is going to set an additional place at the table for a long time JUST BECAUSE, and Anakin’s going to cry inside his helmet the first time someone dares to serve him a sandwich with the crusts still on (or God forbid if a spider gets in his room because there’s NO ONE TO KILL IT FOR HIM.) 

You know, Obi-Wan does a lot of do-goodery and helping people on Tatooine in the comics. Maybe it was partially motivated by the fact that he needed something to fill the hours he previously would spend cutting up Anakin’s food for him and if he doesn’t feel needed he might finally have that breakdown he’s been due for.

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