#vomming

My life is expensive meals that end up with early morning vomiting.

I didn't think you were the type to PDA all over social media but okay

My throwing up all over the bathroom at work this morning was some serious shit, it was like exorcist status projectile vomiting everywhere and i mopped it up and sat back down at my desk. Now i feel lightheaded and short of breath like i could pass out when i try to stand up oh this is lovely i feel like a moldy bag of dicks right now So who wants to make out?

my leftover hibachi from saturday smells like fishy vagina now