#vol two

Volume two

2026

Immediate stop post alpha mastodon

Snape fics Vol. One | Snape multi chapter fics | Snape headcanons

Lucius fics / Lucius headcanons / Xeno fics & headcanons

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SFW ☁️

Blancmange (Snape becomes obsessed with the scent of you, meanwhile you're leaving him clues that you like him)

Drabble - a potion side effect of an leaves Snape able to hear your thoughts

Rooftops (Snape teaches his daughter, Abbie, to fly unaided)

Birthday Present (you and Sev said you'd get married if you were both still single at 30)

Drabble - Coward (you witness Snape killing Dumbledore and be begs for your trust)

Drabble - Snape's first post-war autumn

Red Wine or Bubble Bath (you surprise Snape for Christmas)

Let's Go Home (you think Snape died in the battle, but discover him days later and start a new life together)

Drabble - Snape's first post-war Christmas

Pizza - Snape discovers his favourite pizza with help from his daughter, Abbie

Teen Snape x teen reader drabble - you show James that you are entirely Severus’s girl

Headmaster Snape comfort drabble

Teen Snape x reader kissing drabble

NSFW 💀

Drabble - Snape cums in his pants and a related ask here about him cumming the first time you kiss him.

Drabble - You use a charm so Snape can see you naked

Drabble - Snape is a virgin and shy about taking the next step

Drabble - You're fuck buddies with Snape but tonight he kisses you for the first time during sex

Drabble - You laugh with Snape during sex

Drabble - Snape masturbating while looking in the mirror

Drabble - Things get heated with virgin!Snape in his office

The Nightshirt and the Armchair (you give Snape a blow job at Spinner's End)

Drabble - you help Snape with some self love infront of his mirror

Together - you and Snape share your first time after leaving Hogwarts

Drabble - Snape fingering himself

Detention with Professor Snape - you find your old Slytherin robes and roleplay with Professor Snape

Drabble - Lucius fucks Snape when he's stressed

The Evening Edition - sub!Snape x lingerie model reader

Chocolate - Snape knows Lucius likes chocolate. And tasting him. So he invents a potion to give Luci the best of both

Even In Sleep - you ask Snape to fuck you while you sleep

Birthday Sex - you and Snape turn yourselves nineteen for the night to have some carefree fun and end up giving him a couple of first first times

Finally, A Moment Alone - Snape uses his wand you make you cum

Advanced Orgasms, Page 1. - dom Snape dangles you on the edge all day. It’s a tough day for him, and he eventually gives in

Snucius BJ in which Lucius discovers Sev’s grey nightshirt

Snape hand porn (he fingers you)

Snape’s aftercare when you use your safe word

Predilections, Distractions and Sordid Ideas - you suggest an orgasm might help Snape relax

Sun Lotion and It’s Uses - you have some fun at the beach

Your Dorm, Ten Minutes - 7th year — you ask Snape to the Hogwarts end of year ball and it leads to a few other firsts

Drabble - Cinnamon - Snape gives you oral sex for the first time after being nervous to request it

Jasmine and Royal Jelly - Snape and Lucius’s first time

Severus Snape's Notes on The Principle's of Love - you discover Snape's copy of the Kama Sutra complete with annotations

Drabble - sitting on teen Snape’s lap in the common room

Drabble - Snucius - Lucius is enamoured with Severus's bum

Stress Relief - you read Snape’s mind for a hint to an answer during your 7th year exams and see more than you bargained for

Cues - Snape needs Lucius during a Malfoy Ball

~FINALS WEEK EDITION~

What? Since we’re all very lovely people who frequently curse living too far away from each other, it’s time to have an online meet-up! Let’s get to know each other, have a drink* (optional) and a genuine overdose of awesome and fandom! Plus, as far as my ignorant European self is concerned, it appears that finals week is going to be over soon, and if that isn't a reason to celebrate, what else is?

Who? All Tolkien-RP Muns are welcome, as well as anyone else in the fandom. The event is organized by me, so feel free to pop into my askbox to send suggestions or tips, since I don’t know how I’d handle it if we’d actually get more than 9 people to join us.

Well butter me up and call me biscuit, count me in! When and where? "When" is going to be May 10th, 1:00 AM UTC. "Where" up to now is over at ICanHazChat which supports videochats with multiple participants. I’ll make a room called “Drunkor Drunkorath" in time. Once again, if anybody knows of viable alternatives, tell me!

Also, if you want to join please send me an ask so I can plan along and nobody is overwhelmed by a massive spike in Tolkienian Online Interactivities.

* Drinks would be on me but sadly, online beer transactions aren’t a thing yet, so better bring your own.

so the whole notion of this being a weekly thing was just completely ridiculous. but that doesn't mean it can't still be a thing

anyway

positive jazz*

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1. Before I was Caught by Jay Reatard, from Watch Me Fall, 2009 Matador 2. Music for Evenings by Young Marble Giants, from Colossal Youth, 1980 Rough Trade 3. Sodom and Gomorrow by the Congos, Heart of the Congos, 1977 Black Ark 4. She's like Heroin to Me by the Gun Club, Fire of Love, 1981 Ruby 5. Tattoo by Trash Kit, from Trash Kit, 2010 Upset the Rhythm 6. Sorry by Galaxie 500, from This is Our Music, 1990 Rough Trade 7. It's Real by Real Estate, from Days 2011 Domino 8. Unitone Skank by Dr. Alimantado, from Best Dressed Chicken in Town, 1978 Greensleeves/Barclay 9. Soft by Washed Out, from Within and Without, 2011 Sub Pop 10. Roosevelt Island by Eleanor Friedberger, from Last Summer, 2011 Merge 11. Wild is the Wind by David Bowie, from Station to Station, 1976 RCA 12. Leh Jani by Omar Souleyman, from Highway to Hassake, 2006 Sublime Frequencies 13. Nowhere by Boat Club, from Caught the Breeze, 2007 Luxury 14. Remember by the Ruby Suns, from Sea Lion, 2008 Lil' Chief/Sub Pop 15. Starting Over by Black Lips, from 200 Million Thousand, 2009 Vice