#voidgeared

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Given that Vanitas has no concept of eating (and to be quite frank his only experience with eating was… bad) he just watches you silently. Maybe even judgingly, but that’s hard to tell because he’s far away.

It takes a while before Isa gets the quite annoying feeling of being watched once again. He looks around until his eyes land on Vanitas, and he stares back quietly trying to read his face and failing.

[a recording is left in Cloud’s spot]

Now.. If you’re a boy and your partner is a boy.. There will be two wonklebottles. And well.. First you have to prepare your partner. That’s very important. Because if you don’t and you go too hard your partner might need to be carried around like a baby or something. 

SOO.. You use this wet slippery stuff to do it and you have to do it thoroughly! [wet squishy sounds are heard]

After that, you insert your ripplywonder into their backseat and stuff! It’s fun! You should try it out sometimes!

[the recording ends abruptly]

((ZACK’S STILL LAUGHING AND GEAL IS VERY CONCERNED GOOD JOB CLOUD))

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((HTE CREWS ALL IN ITNME FOR LCOUDS SEX ED))

((SCREW YYOU ZACK AND GEALLLL, CLOUD LOVES YOU, HE KNOWS BETTER NOW

but wongnipple is golden. just like the weapon))

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((WE WERE DISCUSSING CLOUDS SEX ED LIKE 2 DAYS AGO ON SKYPE IM LAHGING AT WONGNIPPEL))

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((cloudanese brings the gang back together))

wordlessbreeze replied to your post: [[Okay kids. The first thing you need to know about doing IT (boy/girl) is that there are dinklepopsicles involved and you put your wrinklybroom inside her hole-that-stretches-forever. Uhh.. Then you.. kind of.. pull it back and put it in again? Yeah! That’s what you do! And you keep doing that too! Also, if you don’t want to have babies, be sure to use one of the wrappythingies. You have to cover your tinglewand with it.]]

[[;) youre welcome]]

voidgeared replied to your post: [[Okay kids. The first thing you need to know about doing IT (boy/girl) is that there are dinklepopsicles involved and you put your wrinklybroom inside her hole-that-stretches-forever. Uhh.. Then you.. kind of.. pull it back and put it in again? Yeah! That’s what you do! And you keep doing that too! Also, if you don’t want to have babies, be sure to use one of the wrappythingies. You have to cover your tinglewand with it.]]

I TILD U))

((I was gonna say GO WORK but then i brought up poohades in the chat andn dim lauhguinkg so arhd sororoy))

((i cant see any more tea i never drink it unless im sick. thanks based me. (i might have caught it on public transport or at school people arent really all thta careful when ur short n playing ds on the train„„ ahhhh„„, i really hope you feel be

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tter soon wtf thanks tumblr.com for reply limit))

//Thank you, and I hope you feel better soon too. :') 

((i caught something and the only thing i managed is not hearing anything rn and spilling tea everywhere becuase my balance more like non-existnent RIGHT WHEN THE FIRST TEST PERIOD OF THE SCHOOL YEAR STARTS THANKS BASED BODY))

((i wish youre not actually catching something tho!! uwu)