I was talking to my superior today about work shoes because we can get non slips through the company (I work in a professional kitchen iydk) and so the company will cover up to 50$ off a pair of shoes. I ordered a pair recently because my current pair is falling apart (cursed you planned obsolescence) even though I had them less than a year. She agreed because she got hers in December and there were holes in the seams already. At this point in the discussion, a coworker of mine came in and only heard half of the conversation. I add "they better last longer then that if I'm paying 80$ out of pocket for them" referring to the shoes. This coworker just tilts her head, holds out a slice of cake to me and says "Your nipple piercings?"
Everyone in the kitchen goes silent. Not because we're shocked but because we're all dying laughing but like that quiet laugh where you can barely stand and you start keeling over but you can't make a noise kinda laugh.
Today has been rough.
