#vladmic

The only reason he's as buff as he is is because it's weird to go the gym to ogle the muscle cuties without... also working out himself

Teenage Mic watching Shouta and Oboro workout and them being like '... do you want to join us?' And he's just like nah I'm good

Despite the fact that he's not really her type either, Kayama is just so offended that she's the only member of their group that he's not attracted to

Aizawa will wake him up at the ass crack of dawn to go for a run and when he asks why Mic's lagging behind he'll be like 'just... admiring the view'

When Vlad joins the teaching staff, Mic's just 😳 and Aizawa's face palming in the background because he knows his best friend is going to turn into a massive himbo now

Mic gets hurt and ends up in the hospital once, and Kayama visits him and shows him pics of muscular men just to see how high she can get his heart rate before a nurse comes in

Young Mic having had a bit of a crush on All Might and then adult Mic being like 'Shou. Shouta. How am I expected to just work next to him?'

VladMic, you say??? 

Which one sexts like a straight white boy?

Oh my god, both of them. Mic started doing it because he thought it’d be funny and now he can’t break the habit. Vlad texts like that because that’s how his friends did growing up, so it’s just normal for him. Kayama makes fun of them for it every single time.

Which one cried during a fucking disney movie?

Mic! Mic’s a crybaby when it comes to romance, full stop. Vlad thinks it’s cute but would also prefer not to have unnecessary bodily fluids in his hair while they’re cuddling, thank you.

Who put a goddamned fork in the microwave?

Mic - it’s the adhd babey! He really doesn’t mean to leave the silverware in it, but sometimes you set a thing down and cannot find it again no matter where it is. They’ve, uh, had to replace several microwaves because of this.

Who does the silly hands-over-the-eyes “Guess who” thing?

Both of them, probably. It’s not a common thing cause, y’know, startling a pro hero is Bad News, but Mic will guess more and more outlandish things until they’re both laughing over it. Vlad just pulls his hands down for palm smooches.

Who puts their cold hands/feet on their partner?

Mic, 100%. Once Vlad has a blanket on he’s like a space heater on high, which is perfect for Mic’s perpetually cold feet, hence why he refuses to wear socks to bed.

Who had that embarrassing Reality TV marathon?

Vlad. He may not tear up when it comes to romance like Mic, but he gets thoroughly invested in reality tv shows like the bachelorette, big brother, and jersey shore. He has also sat through an entire Ugly Betty marathon with far too much ice cream and absolutely regretted it afterwards.

Who laughs more?

oh rip i didn’t realize it had this question. Mic laughs more in general, because at least he thinks he’s hilarious even if other people don’t. This translates over to, uh, other places as well, but he’s always ecstatic when he gets Vlad to laugh at a joke or unintentional slapstick.

WHO IS THE LITTLE SPOON?

Most of the time, Vlad! Mic sprawls when he’s sleeping and it’s just easier to let him be the big spoon aha. plus he doesn’t wake up eating hair as the little spoon so its a win-win.

DekuYama 🥺

Which one sexts like a straight white boy?

Yuuga, but with far more winky faces than strictly necessary. Izuku sends either one word replies or paragraph after paragraph in under a minute.

Which one cried during a fucking disney movie?

Both of them, honestly. Neither watched a lot of disney growing up, so once they get to the dorms they marathon all the animated ones and a few live action ones. Izuku loves Bedknobs and Broomsticks, while Yuuga can watch Sleeping Beauty a thousand times over.

Who put a goddamned fork in the microwave?

Both of them! Though Yuuga’s done it more times than Izuku has, both of them have been lectured/yelled at by Tenya and Katsuki for it when they’re too tired to remember not to.

Who does the silly hands-over-the-eyes “Guess who” thing?

Yuuga! Along with increasingly ridiculous pet names that make Izuku’s face  match his shoes.

Who puts their cold hands/feet on their partner?

Izuku, for the most part! Neither of them are particularly warm, but Yuuga runs just hot enough to be a nice hot water bottle after a training session. (The shrieking is part of the deal and half the fun.)

Who had that embarrassing Reality TV marathon?

Yuuga, at first. He adores drag race, britain’s got talent, the masked singer, etc, and drags Izuku to watch them with him. They’re fun and light-hearted, which is great, and they get to talk about the contestants afterward. Izuku likes the older reality shows, though, like america’s best dance crew and fear factor, and they laugh about how grainy the old footage is before getting far too invested in the jabbawockeez.

Who laughs more?

I am going to aggressively pretend the question stops here, thank u. Yuuga laughs more! Izuku’s laughter is more nervous than anything - it’s his reaction to most horror, honestly - and it’s incredibly rewarding for Yuuga to see him grow out of that shell. 

WHO IS THE LITTLE SPOON?

dog-sitting, hc that when vlad goes out of town for family, he can’t always bring his dog and when that happens, he asks mic to watch her. the first time vlad asks mic is super excited and says yes without even thinking about the fact that it’s the weekend and he has his radio show. but mic’s not gonna back out now that he’s already said yes. he picks her up from vlad friday after school and then a couple hours later it’s off to do his show! she’s the center of attention the second they get to the station. mic’s pa even runs out to get her treats. she behaves extremely well, she plops down underneath the desk console and sleeps on mic’s feet once he gets started. it’s extremely cute

of course, mic falls in love with vlad's dog and vice versa. vlad is like wtf. she doesn’t even love me like that. she gives mic big kisses and lays her head in his lap whenever he’s around. 

dog park dates. mic and vlad hold hands and chat and joke around while vald’s dog runs around with her dog friends

mic makes vlad american style grilled cheese and tomato soup for his birthdays and whenever he’s sick

they like to tease aizawa together. it's annoying as hell but mic is his bff and vlad is his friend and a valuable coworker so he puts up with their stupid banter and gives as good as he gets

after they start dating mic’s camera roll becomes filled with dog and bicep photos almost exclusively

aizawa and midnight team up to give vlad the shovel talk mostly just to harass him bc he already knows the lengths they’d go to protect mic and his honor

what mic doesn’t expect, is class 1-b giving HIM a shovel talk

they almost never shut up. vlad is just as talkative as mic and they can literally talk and talk and talk and TALK. 

they’re always betting. “i bet you can’t kiss me like this” “oh YEAH?” 

for their first date they go see a movie and get mcdonalds afterwards. vlad orders like 3 big macs, 2 large fries, and soda and mic gets chicken nuggets, 2 mcmuffins, fries, and water. they get a large vanilla shake to share. they playfully argue about the movie’s finer points while eating and then go window shopping. at the end of the night mic invites vlad back to his place and things get steamy of course

yagi third wheels them on accident ONE TIME. never again. they’re LOUD and OBNOXIOUS, aizawa is just like shrug i told you so

sometimes they spar-wrestle on vlad’s living room floor. it always ends with a heavy make-out session