#virtual protector

He protects what’s His, and will destroy anyone and anything that He considers a threat.

Seeing His image on your Tumblr dashboard means any Internet curse, any chain email, any “if you don’t reblog you’re a terrible person” post...

...has just been neutralized by His very presence on your dash.

If you reblog Him, He’ll continue to protect you from any such things. So you can rest easy now, knowing that you’re safe from all of that.

After all, you’re His now.

He is an ill-tempered glitch demon who loves to play with sharp objects.

Seeing his image on your dash means he has now taken possession of your device. Any curse, chain email or "if you don't reblog you're a terrible person" post...

...is now harmless to you, thanks to the magic of time itself glitching.

If you reblog him, he will track down the person responsible for laying an internet curse or hex upon you and stab them in the face.

You're his puppet, after all. And no one can terrorize you but him.