Virgil’s Guide To Avoid Falling In Love With Your Boss’ Boss - Complete
Virgil’s just trying to fake his way through life, but when he finds it hard to shake his hot boss’ boss’s attention- on account of their adopted sons being twins- things get complicated.
Step One: Totally Do Not Find Him Attractive
Step Two: Do Not Give Him Your Number
Step Three: Do Not Let Him Know Your Car Broke Down
Step Four: Don’t Bond With His Kids
Step Five: Do Not Go On A Date
Step Six: Do Not Talk About The Past
Step Seven: Absolutely Do Not Say It
Step Eight: Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never, Never Go on a Fancy Vacation
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Virgil’s Guide to Avoid Accidentally Falling In Love With Your Boss’ Boss
Virgil’s just trying to fake his way through life, but when he finds it hard to shake his hot boss’ boss’s attention- on account of their adopted sons being twins- things get complicated.
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Step One: Totally Do Not Find Him Attractive
“Handouts. Poster. PowerPoint. Lunch money. Lunch box. Lunch. Snack. School supplies. Roman... I think I have everything, so why do I feel like I’m missing something?”
“Dad? You’ve said that four times, but we haven’t left yet.”
“Fine,” Virgil sighed starting the car. “We’re leaving. We’re leaving... So, are you nervous for your first day Ro?”
Virgil watched as the seven year old shook his head in the rearview.
“Some of my friends from camp will be there.”
Virgil nodded, “True, it’s good that you’ll already have some friends. Not that you’d ever have a problem making them.”
Roman beamed a smile at him, “Of course. Everyone wants to be my friend.”
“Is that right?”
“Yup. But are you nervous?”
“Very. I have a presentation at work.”
“You always have a presentation.”
“True, but this one is for my boss’ boss. So this one is very important.”
Roman rolled his eyes, “You say all of them are important.”
“They are.”
“You worry too much.”
“I don’t- coffee! That’s what I was forgetting!”
Two months had passed since Virgil had picked up his and Roman’s life for his new job. It had been difficult, leaving to go somewhere he had never been with a child by side, but this job offered more money and he could get Roman in a better school system so he had to.
And for two months things had been alright. Roman had made fast friends at summer camp, even if Virgil hadn’t really made any, and things were going so smoothly. So of course a presentation which threatened his whole career had to come up.
It was supposed to be a simple one. Just a collection of everything going on in his department to be shown to higher ups. It was something that his boss was supposed to present to her bosses. And his boss would’ve- had she not have sent Virgil a text at three am saying she was sick and that since he had made the presentation he should do it in her place.
Two months since he started and he was finally going to meet his boss’ boss. The man in charge of this place. The man whose tongue was apparently so sharp that he made interns cry and employees quit.
Virgil wanted to puke.
He took a deep breath in and out as he stared in the bathroom mirror to attempt to calm himself. He was about to do so again when his phone dinged with a text.
ROMAN’S EMERGENCY PHONE
Already made a friend I think! I’ll tell you all about him! Good luck with the presentation!
Virgil couldn’t stop the small smile on his face as he responded to remind Roman the definition of the word “emergency”, but regardless his son’s words were enough to calm him. He nodded at his own reflection satisfied and headed for the conference room.
He arrived seven minutes early (early enough not to look insane, but early) the room was already filling with people he recognized and didn’t, but each introduced themselves and settled themselves as they trickled in.
And for a moment Virgil real thought he could do this. For a moment. Because as soon as that thought crossed his mind the door opened and everyone silenced.
Virgil looked up from where he was hooking up his computer to the projector to see a man walk in. While Virgil had never seen him or even a picture of him before, the different colored eyes and scar of the stories gave him away to be Dante Ekans.
The stories Virgil had heard of Dante Ekans spoke of a man with one brown eye and one that looked almost yellow in the light, and a scar that covered half his face (none of the stories however could agree on how he got said scar). The stories spoke of a man who was short tempered, cruel, and stiff.
The stories seemed to say everything about the man, other than the fact that he was hot in a suit.
The suit fit him perfectly- but then again the thing was probably tailor made to do so. And everything about it perfectly complimented his face.
Virgil had assumed that the scar spoken of would make anyone look terrible, so why did he look even more rugged, and serious, and attractive?
“So you’re Storm?” Dante Ekans asked running his gaze up and down Virgil’s form in way which must’ve been unimpressed.
Virgil forced himself not to pick apart everything that sounded beautiful about that voice and instead nodded, “Yes sir.”
“Then get on with it.”
Virgil gave a hard swallow, “Yes sir.”
The presentation... went.
It didn’t go badly, and it didn’t go well. But Virgil couldn’t blame anyone else but himself for that. He had started strong, been on a roll for about half of it. But that’s when Dante Ekans had looked up from his phone for the first time since the presentation started, and that’s when the two locked eyes, and that’s when Virgil forgot how to function like a normal human being. He liked to think he recovered towards the end as he was able to answer any and all questions perfectly as if he had practiced them (because he had). So yeah, it went.
Virgil was just happy to retreat to his desk afterwards, also known as a safe place where hot bosses don’t exist (according to his coworkers his own boss was hot, but that wasn’t Virgil’s area of expertise). He was just content to drown himself at the work he had, because if he could make it through the day he wouldn’t have to think Dante Ekans again for a while. Just gotta make it through the day.
Simple enough.
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Virgil was texting his boss about the meeting when the back car door opened suddenly. He jolted and dropped the phone and holding back a curse bent down to pick up.
“Dad!”
“Hey Ro,” Virgil greeted looking around for the device on his floor. “How was your first day?”
“Amazing! You’ll never guess what happened!”
Virgil found his phone and sat up to look at his son in the rearview and froze noticing the presence of a second child in his car.
Even scarier, the child looked just like Roman.
Virgil turned around in his seat and blinked a few times, “What?”
“Tada!” The two shouted at once.
Virgil’s mouth opened and closed twice before he was able to speak. He focused on the one he knew was his, “Roman? What’s going on?”
“This is Remus!” Roman smiled happily. “We gotta be twins!”
Virgil nodded with a forced smile, “Alright. Um, nice to meet you Remus.”
“Nice to meet you Mr. Virgil!” Remus smiled.
Virgil nodded again, “Um boys? Why don’t you hop out a sec? Okay?”
The two boys seemed confused, but did so and Virgil walked around to the sidewalk as they climbed out, waving over a teacher as he did.
“Remus!” The man said hurrying over. “You cannot go home with Roman!”
The two boys grabbed each other in a hug, “He's my brother!” Remus declared.
Roman nodded, “Dad! Remember Mrs. Julie always said I had a brother who adopted? It’s gotta be Remus! Our names even go together!”
“Remus you need to go home with your dad, and Roman his,” the teacher tried with a slight sigh (Virgil had met him when dropping off Roman in morning, what was his name? Mr. Hart? That sounded right). “I’m sorry Mr. Storm,” he apologized.
“Not your fault,” Virgil told him turning his attention back to the duo- who were giving him identical pouting faces. “Roman, you’ll see Remus tomorrow.”
Roman shook his head, “No, I don’t want to be separated again!”
Virgil opened his mouth to comment that the two didn’t know they were brothers yet, but looking at the two it was obvious. “It’s just until tomorrow,” he tried.
“But Dad.” Roman’s eyes welled with tears.
“I’m sorry Roman. Another day I can talk to Remus’ parents and then we can get a playdate or something okay?”
Apparently his response wasn’t good enough because that’s when both boys started crying.
Virgil held in a curse, “Roman come on, you’ll see him tomorrow. You have school everyday.”
This only seemed to make the two cry more.
“Oh there’s your Dad, Remus!” Mr. Hart smiled suddenly. “Let’s get this figured out.”
“Daddy!” Remus cried letting go of Roman- but he still held Roman’s hand as he moved past Virgil to go to a man who bent down to hug him.
“Daddy he’s mean!” Remus cried pointing to Virgil.
His father picked up his head enough to acknowledge Virgil- and Virgil died right then and there. “Did you make my son cry, Storm?”
Virgil swallowed and took a step backwards at the man’s piercing glare, “Not exactly sir...”
Needless to say, Virgil didn’t make it through the rest of the day without thinking about Dante Ekans.
Virgil’s Guide To Avoid Accidentally Falling In Love With Your Boss’ Boss: Step Five
Virgil’s just trying to fake his way through life, but when he finds it hard to shake his hot boss’ boss’s attention- on account of their adopted sons being twins- things get complicated. Ao3
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Step Five: Do Not Go On A Date
I was right,” Dee nodded pleased with himself. “You look great in my suits.”
Virgil blushed more than he wanted to, “Are you sure it’s okay that I wear this?”
“Completely,” Dee nodded circling him. “It’s actually a bit small for me anyway.”
Virgil nodded and glanced at the crisp dark grey suit in the mirror. It fit perfectly, and he had to admit he was a fan of the purple shirt Dee had picked out to go underneath. But with Dee’s style there’s no surprise he’d know what he was doing. His gaze shifted to Dee’s face in the mirror only to find Dee’s eyes were focused on his rear.
Virgil’s face heated up as memories from the night previously surfaced.
“Um... can I ask you something?” Virgil asked awkwardly.
Dee’s eyes met his in the mirror, “Let’s hold that thought until we drop the boys off, okay?”
“Okay...”
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“I think you’re attractive, adorable, kind, and overall an amazing guy. I’ve liked you for a while Virgil. And quite frankly something in me is telling me it’s mutual. Maybe it’s just what I hope, or maybe it’s the way you stared at me when I intentionally came into your room shirtless to wake you up. Regardless, I want to take you out. So, will you go out with me?”
Virgil was thankful Dee was driving, because he was pretty sure he would’ve driven them both into a tree in shock.
Instead his mouth opened and closed a few times, before he nodded. “Um, yeah. I’ve liked you a lot too, but I um... well...” Virgil trailed off trying to figure out exactly how to explain thoughts that didn’t even make sense to him, but Dee only smiled in response.
“Perfect. What are you doing Saturday?”
“Um, I was going to take Roman out to have a ‘Roman Day’. What about Sunday?”
“Sunday works for me. You could meet me at my place with Roman and I can be there ready to go with a babysitter?”
Virgil nodded in agreement. “Did you have something in mind?”
His boss’ eyes lit up as if he had been waiting for Virgil to ask, “It’s a surprise.”
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“Virgil? Can I say something?”
Virgil blinked as the meeting stopped abruptly, but nodded as Mike stood.
“I know we’re in the middle of a meeting, but I think this needs to be addressed... I apologize for accusing you to getting to know Ekans. I know some of us gave you grief thinking you were trying to steal the promotion- congrats to David by the way.”
A few other coworker murmured in agreement but Jeff spoke, “Why are you guys close anyway?”
“The same thing I always said,” Virgil stated. “Our adopted sons are brothers.”
“There has to be more than that,” Cheryl urged. “The man gave you rides.”
Virgil shook his head, they didn’t need to know about the small detail that he was going on a date with their boss this weekend. “That’s all it is.”
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“Somehow Dee looked better than usual tonight.
He was dressed casually in dark jeans and a nice button up, and yet it still managed to be perfect in a way Virgil couldn’t quite understand.
“You look nice,” Dee smiled- no that was a smirk- as Virgil entered the home.
“You too,” Virgil nodded stepping inside. Inside Roman had already sat down beside Remus and Logan, so Virgil was left to do nothing but stand beside Dee anxiously.
“The babysitter should be here soon, and then we can go,” Dee informed him going to sit on the couch to watch the boys. Virgil followed.
“Oh! Mr. Dee we got you a present too!” Roman told the man holding up a plastic bag. Virgil blinked in surprise, right he had gotten the three of them souvenirs yesterday.
“We went to the zoo!” Roman told him happily. “So we got Logan an animal book, Remus a stuffed animal, and you a funny shirt!”
Dee opened the shirt- a forced smile on his face.
He hated it.
Virgil knew he shouldn’t have gotten him a stupid pun shirt. The man could get anything he wanted. The man had expensive clothing, what would he do with such a tacky shirt. He’d just donate it wouldn’t he? He’d toss it out like the nothing it-
“Right Dad?”
Virgil blinked listening back into the conversation. “Hm?”
“I told Mr. Dee that we saw the entire zoo! It was so big that we got tired and took breaks.”
Virgil chuckled, “Very true. I got a lot of pictures too.”
“Can I see?” Remus asked coming closer, and behind him Logan’s eyes peeked up from behind his book.
Virgil pulled up the pictures on his phone for the boys to see as the doorbell rang.
The babysitter was a girl in her early twenties, Virgil couldn’t help but feel a tad skeptical but Dee had used her before so he couldn’t argue.
Not to mention, Dee seemed... upset.
“So where are we going?” Virgil asked cautiously after they had driven for a few minutes in silence.
Dee flexed his fingers around the steering wheel as he gave a slight frown, “Surprise.”
“Oh, okay...” He took a deep breath and tried for conversation again. “The whole time we were at the zoo, Roman kept going on about how much Remus and Logan would enjoy it. And how next time they have to come with. So we should probably add that to the eternally long list of things the boys want then?”
Dee’s answer was curt as he glared out at the road, “Yeah.”
That shirt had really been the wrong move.
The silence which had occurred persisted until Dee eventually pulled into a parking space.
“A carnival?” Virgil asked in surprise.
“Do you like carnivals?” Was Dee’s worried reply.
“Well yeah, but I’m not sure the last time I went without Roman.”
“That’s the point,” Dee replied shortly getting out of the car. “Let’s go.”
They had started with carnival games where Dee’s anger seemed to begin dissipate as he watched and laughed at Virgil fail horribly at every single one.
“Are there any games you're even decent at?” Dee chuckled.
Virgil gave a huff which was more immature than he’d like to admit. “I’m sorry you come here a lot so you’re great at everything.”
“I don’t actually,” he laughed. “I haven’t been here since- since the divorce...”
Shit Virgil had just made things worse hadn’t he?
“How about we get on some rides?” Dee asked starting to walk away. “Unless you want to lose some more?” The attempt at humor was appreciated but nothing more came from it as they headed towards the rides.
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The conversation inside the ferris wheel had lapsed briefly and in the moment’s silence Virgil couldn’t help but give a slight chuckle as he thought on how the evening had begun. He was so sure this date would be a disaster after the way Dee had seemed so upset when they left, but now he would certainly agree to a second date if asked.
“What did I do that’s funny?”
Virgil refocused on Dee’s face as the man popped a bit of cotton candy in his mouth, “I was just thinking that everyone at work would laugh if they saw you right now.”
Dee rolled his eyes, “I can have fun. It’s not like I live at work.”
“I know that.”
“Good... And I wanted to apologize too,” Dee said awkwardly looking out the side of the ferris wheel at the rest of the carnival. “I was kind of angry at myself at the start, and I didn’t mean to upset you at all.
“Angry at yourself?” Virgil repeated confused.
“My plan for this date was actually to go to the zoo, they have really nice lights and things at night. But um, apparently you took Roman yesterday so I had to come up with something on the spot. So uh, glad you don't hate carnivals?”
“So... you weren’t upset because I got you a tacky shirt?”
Dee looked back to Virgil and stared at him blankly before a laugh escaped, “You thought I was mad over a shirt?”
Virgil blushed involuntarily as he gave a shrug, “Maybe...”
Dee only laughed harder and after a moment of watching him, Virgil couldn’t help but laugh too.
They must have looked like a couple of idiots sitting at the top of the ferris wheel laughing their asses off, but quite frankly Virgil couldn’t have had it any other way.
“Thank you Virgil,” Dee smiled as they calmed down he must have seen Virgil’s confused look as he stood and moved to sit beside Virgil instead of across from him. “It's been awhile since I laughed like that at absolutely nothing... A long while.”
Virgil smiled back, “Well I'm glad my freaking out was useful.”
Dee didn’t say anything, but it's not like he had to. Virgil was just grateful for how close they were to one another. For once he didn’t need to stress about the boundaries between boss and employee or the boundaries between friends. Dee was here, and Virgil could just enjoy that.
He didn’t even realize what he was doing as he reached out and touched Dee’s face. He ran his fingers lightly over the scars, as he traced them with his eyes. Whatever had happened must have been painful, but now in some strange way they seemed to add to the unusual beauty that was Dante Ekans- that was Dee.
Virgil continued tracing his finger close to Dee’s yellow-green eye and Virgil didn’t miss how his eyebrow raised in something like amusement.
“Sorry,” Virgil replied pulling his hand away.
Dee opened his mouth to speak, but it was then Virgil noticed their surroundings and he pulled farther away, “We’re next to get out.”
Dee closed his mouth and looked behind him with a short nod, “So we are.”
He shouldn’t have done that. It was a bad idea. A super bad idea. He crossed a line. A giant line. It wasn’t like he was touching the other side of Dee’s face. He was touching Dee’s scars. Scars. He had no business messing in things he knew nothing about. So what if Dee didn’t seem bothered and he had carried on like nothing had happened? It was a crossed line. One which shouldn’t have been crossed.
God, why was he such a screw up at life?
Roman was half asleep by the time they were back. Virgil chuckled as he picked up his son- Jesus he had gotten big.
“I’m not tired,” Roman yawned into Virgil’s side.
“I know,” Virgil replied moving towards the door where Dee was standing watching him with a smile. “Thank you for tonight... And I’m sorry again, I shouldn’t have... Not without permission...”
Dee rolled his eyes, “Stop it. It's actually refreshing to find a person who doesn’t hate them.”
“Still I shouldn’t have-”
Virgil’s words were cut off as Dee leaned forward and pressed a soft kiss to his cheek, “It’s fine Virgil. Have a good night.”
It took Virgil three tries to respond and even then his voice came out softly, “Night.”
Virgil’s Guide To Avoid Accidentally Falling In Love With Your Boss’ Boss: Step Seven
Virgil’s just trying to fake his way through life, but when he finds it hard to shake his hot boss’ boss’s attention- on account of their adopted sons being twins- things get complicated.
Ao3
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Step Seven: Absolutely Do Not Say It
Virgil had been having a bad day. A bad week. A bad weeks?
That wasn’t grammar. But then again nothing made sense anymore. Virgil wasn’t entirely sure what time was or what it meant anymore. He had too much to think about and get done to focus on anything else.
The root of all his issues could be traced to work unsurprisingly. He had been given the opportunity to take the lead on a project, which was good and fine. Until he had learned that he would need to present in front of the CEO. And then the person he was working closest with was called overseas so they could only work over video call at absurd hours. And it’s not like this needed to be perfect or anything, because it wasn’t like the CEO was going to have a company party the evening after Virgil’s presentation so Virgil would have to face him twice.
So yeah work was a mess.
Virgil was just lucky that Dee was obligated to be on his side.
“Damnit,” Virgil muttered searching through his suitcase. Finally he gave a sigh and turned to Dee who was watching him. “I’m gonna have to run to my place.”
“It’s almost one am,” Dee said in confusion.
Virgil nodded and grabbed his keys, “I left stuff in my desk, and this is the only time Daniel is free so we can work.”
“When do you plan on sleeping though?”
“When I’m done.”
Dee gave a sigh but it was clear to see he didn’t agree, “Alright. Do you want me to make some coffee for when you get back?”
“No, no, you get some sleep. I’ll be back in a bit.”
Virgil entered his own home with a yawn and out of reflex he flipped the switch before he remembered his power was out. What was this, day five now without electricity? The power outage had been a result of a storm and a few other things going wrong and it had succeeded in leaving Virgil’s street without power. But given it seemed there were more important places on the street who deserved power than him and his neighbors.
Thankfully Dee had allowed Virgil and Roman to stay with him, but Virgil couldn’t help but feel a tad guilty. He shook his head to ignore the thoughts and instead turned on his phone flashlight and moved to his room. Inside he went to the desk and began grabbing whatever files could possibly be important and shoved them in a bag. He glanced at the clock hoping he could make it back to Dee’s before Daniel called.
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“Okay spill.”
Virgil looked up from his lunch confused to see his coworkers has gathered around him, “Spill what?”
“You and the Boss!” Liam said sitting across from the table. “What’s going on with you two?”
“Uh? She gave me corrections on the project?”
“N-not her! You and Ekans! You guys are crazy close.”
Virgil gave a sigh, “We are raising our kids.”
“You guys are still close.”
“Is there something more going on?” Someone else chimed in.
“Are you together?” Asked a third.
Virgil gave a groan.
“Did you come to my office to simply groan on my couch, or did you come to make out on my desk?”
“Neither!” Virgil answered turning to Dee’s smirking face, wishing his blush would go away. “I just needed a break from people asking me what our relationship is.”
Dee raised an eyebrow, “So to get them to stop questioning us... you came to my office?”
Virgil paused, “I’m tired Dee. Don’t ask me to do things that make sense.”
Dee shrugged and turned his attention to his desktop, “You could just tell them all we’re together.”
“Nope. They freaked when they thought you were playing favorites before. What will they do when they find out I’m your actual favorite?”
“I don’t believe I’ve ever said you were.”
“I am if you want this to work. And you said before that you didn’t want others to know with your ex lurking in the shadows.”
“Well it’s been over a month and he’s backed off. And I don’t think he lurks. And you’re much more the lurking the type to be honest. Plus if we admit it, that means I can one hundred percent kiss you whenever I feel like it.”
“I don’t think that would be very professional.”
Dee looks up from his computer with a smile, “So? Long as it’s not with the CEO what is anyone going to do? They’re all pretty scared of me.”
“I...I don’t think that’s a good thing.”
“I do.”
“I don’t know what to do with you.”
“If you need ideas we could start with you climbing on my desk and-”
“No.”
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Virgil blinked, “Huh?”
“I just wanted to speak with you a bit if that’s alright,” Mr. Hart said again. “Perhaps just for a bit when you come to pick Roman up?”
Virgil nodded slowly in agreement, “Um, alright...”
The teacher gave him a large smile which didn’t do too much to call Virgil’s nerves.
What could Roman’s teacher possibly want to speak to him privately about? Had Roman been acting out? Were kids being mean to him? Was he struggling? If he was, why hadn’t Roman told him?
“I can hear you thinking,” Dee commented as they walked back to his car.
“Mr. Hart wants to speak with me,” Virgil yawned. “I don’t know what about though.”
“Well I doubt it’s anything too serious,” Dee tried. “He called me in a few weeks ago to tell me that Remus kept trying to eat magnets... I have tried so many times to get him to stop.”
Virgil chuckled, “I have multiple questions about that.”
Dee sighed, “Logan once used a magnet to pick up a fork or something, and ever since Remus seems convinced that if eats magnets he’ll get magnet powers. Doesn't matter that he’s been trying for years and only succeeded in making me drive to the emergency room.”
“At least he’s persistent?”
“Sure. Anyway, my point is, I doubt it's serious.”
“I’m pretty sure eating magnets counts as serious."
“Yes but I have the chaotic twin, you don’t.”
Virgil paused as climbed in Dee’s car, “Is it wrong that I feel a tad better?”
Dee shrugged, “Hell if I know.”
His nerves were running high.
Well higher than usual. Well no he had already been worried about work so they had doubled. Or was it more than that? What exactly was math again?
“Dad!” The sounds of Roman’s voice was an instant relaxer. He smiled and bent down to give his son a hug.
“Have a good day?”
“Yeah, did you?”
“I did.”
“But why’d you come inside? Usually you pick me up in the pick up line.”
Virgil nodded, “That’s true, but this morning when I walked you in to help carry your project? Your teacher said he wanted to talk to me for a few minutes. So why don’t you head with Remus and Dee to get Logan from his class, while I talk to Mr. Hart?”
Roman frowned, “I didn’t do anything.”
Virgil smiled and ruffled the boy’s hair, “I believe you.”
Roman still seemed skeptical of the situation, but he joined Remus and Dee and left the room. There were only two students left- but they were gathering their things- and their teacher Mr. Hart who gave Virgil a friendly smile and wave.
Virgil gave an awkward one back as he approached where the man was erasing a whiteboard, “Hi... Mr. Hart.”
“Hi and just call me Patton,” he greeted. “How was your day?”
Virgil resisted the urge to say he had been stressing about this all day and instead said: “It was fine. You?”
“I’m good- hi Mindy!” He waved as a woman entered the door.
The woman exchanged a greeting before the two kids left with her talking excitedly about after school. In other words, leaving Virgil and Patton alone.
“You wanted to talk to me?” Virgil asked awkwardly.
The teacher nodded and turned to lean back against the board so he could watch Virgil with concern filled eyes. “Roman told me something kind of... disconcerting,” he started gently.
Virgil gave a swallow as he nodded for the man to go on. “What about?”
“About you.”
This was it. The end of the road. There must have been some type of miscommunication. And now the teacher must think Virgil would harm his son? Is that what this was about? Would- Would Roman be taken away- no no no. He forced the line of thinking away. “What about me?”
“He said that you weren’t sleeping,” the teacher said catching Virgil off guard. “That you have barely been eating, and that you seem worried all the time... Roman is really worried about you. And now I can’t help but be worried either.”
Virgil wasn’t sure how to function well enough to respond. It felt like a kick in the chest.
Had he really been causing his son so much worry? So much pain?
“I know you don’t really know me but I’m always willing to listen,” Patton said in Virgil silence. He moved to his desk and pulled something out a drawer and scribbled something on it before holding it out for Virgil to take. “If you ever just want to talk about anything and get coffee or something, just let me know. Okay, kiddo?”
Virgil slowly, “O-okay.”
“Is it over?” Roman asked when Virgil joined them in front of the school.
“Did he get in trouble?” Remus asked.
“No one’s in trouble,” Virgil replied looking down to Roman before he pulled his confused boy into a hug. “Just reminded that I’ve got great kid.”
“I could’ve told you that,” Roman smiled hugging him back.
“You alright?”
Virgil looked up from where he had been spinning the teacher’s business card in his hands to where Dee was sitting across the couch from him. “I’m fine, why?”
“Because you’ve seen shaken since we left the school. And you kept staring at that number. Don’t tell me he hit on you.”
Virgil rolled his eyes and looked to where the boys were playing some sort of game before he pocketed the card. “He told me that Roman’s been saying that he’s worried about me. My sleeping and eating habits I mean. I... I didn’t realize he could tell.”
“He’s smart,” Dee shrugged. “And it’s not exactly as if you’re hiding it... I’m worried about you too.”
“Once I’m done with this project,” Virgil lied. Lie. He knew it was one. Because there would always be more work to do.
Dee could see through the lie but instead he sighed and changed the direction of the conversation, “Why did he give you his number?”
“Incase I wanted to talk? He suggested getting coffee.”
“You should talk to him.”
Virgil frowned, “I don’t know...”
“What’s the worst that could happen?”
“Do you want me to run through each of the scenarios?”
Dee gave a sigh, “How about this, tell me when the last time you hung out with your friends was?”
Virgil’s gaze fell to his hands, “I-I... don’t have any.”
“Huh? What about-”
“Everyone at the office doesn’t mind my presence when I’m there, but they’d never talk to me outside of work. There’s the other parents, but it’s clear they don’t like me that much. And your friends are yours... so yeah, I-” he gave a short laugh at his own absurdity. “I don’t have any friends here.”
He felt stupid. He felt pathetic.
He felt lonely.
Yes he had Dee and he had Roman, but other than that he had no one. Definition of pathetic right?
Dee’s hug wasn’t helping. It didn’t change the loneliness in Virgil’s heart and yet it was still appreciated.
“You should meet you with him,” Dee said after a pause.
Virgil chose to lean into his boyfriend’s chest instead of reply.
“He seems like a nice person,” Dee tried again. “And it would be good for you to do something for you.”
“I do things for me.”
“Like what? To me it seems like you do everything to make Roman happy, and then a lot to make me and my boys happy, but what do you do to make yourself happy?”
“I’m happy when you guys are happy. That’s... that's all I need.”
Virgil felt as Dee gave a sigh, “Virgil...”
“Fine... If- if I say I’ll text him will you drop it?”
“Maybe.”
“Fine.”
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Virgil arrived early.
He wasn’t entirely sure why, but here he sat fifteen minutes early in the corner of this cafe.
He swirled the coffee in his cup as he stared purely as something to do. He was still doing just that when Patton appeared at the other side of the table, a large smile on his face.
“Hi! I’m so glad you actually texted me!”
Virgil nodded awkwardly, “Um yeah... I can buy you something to drink?”
“No no kiddo. I can pay for myself, I’ll be right back. Did you want something?”
“I’m still working on this one.”
“It’s kind of funny getting to talk to you actually,” Patton commented when he returned and sat down. “I usually just get to know parents through their kids. I don’t have actual conversations with them often.”
“Only when something’s wrong?” Virgil guessed.
“Or when something is really good. But how are you?”
“Fine I guess, you?”
“I’m good.” There was a short pause and Virgil spent it wondering when the man would just get to the point and began hammering into Virgil about taking care of himself, but instead he just asked, “Can I call you Virgil? Or do you prefer Mr. Storm?”
“V-Virgil is fine...”
He nodded satisfied, “Perfect. You have anything fun planned coming up, Virgil? Roman was saying you were going to a party or something.”
“Yeah, um work is going to be having a fancy party next week. But um... does he talk about me a lot?”
“All the time. It’s clear you’re his favorite person.”
“Remus is his favorite person,” Virgil disagreed quickly.
Patton looked surprised but he shook his head, “No, you’re definitely his favorite. He said so himself in an essay about his role model.”
Virgil could’ve died happy in that moment.
The rest of time proceeded with conversation which evolved from talk about Roman, to talk about Virgil, to everything that was bothering Virgil. It was strange being able to so easily talk to another person. It was like Patton had bewitched him with his smile and forced Virgil to trust him.
And the worst part was that Virgil wasn’t even upset about it.
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“Virgil.”
The seriousness of Dee’s voice caused Virgil to look up in surprise from where he had been fidgeting with his blazer, “What?” He asked worriedly. “Do I look stupid?”
Dee looked confused at the question, “No, you look amazing, what are you talking about?”
“What are you talking about?”
“This!” Dee shouted holding Virgil’s phone. “Patton texted you.”
Virgil looked at the screen and read the text aloud, “Have fun tonight.”
“It’s not fair,” Dee declared. “You two have been friends for a week and you’re texting casually. Meanwhile you only text me now and then.”
Virgil raised an eyebrow in confusion, “I have literally been in the same room as you all day.”
“But that was at work during your presentation.”
“I’m sorry, did you want me to stop talking to the CEO in order to text you back?”
“I wouldn’t have minded.”
Virgil paused, “I don’t know even know how to respond to that. So instead can we go to the party?”
“This isn’t over.”
“Yes it is.”
~~~~
The party was going... fine?
Once they had arrived Dee had split to go entertain the CEO and placate him while Virgil had been left to his coworkers. But at least there was an open bar.
“Storm?”
Virgil turned and gave a polite smile to the man who had called his name. It was a man from accounting, but Virgil could not for the life of him remember the man’s name. “Hi.”
“Hey Bryan,” someone else said thankfully.
Bryan gave a nod, “How are all of you?”
Virgil mumbled a “good” and listened to others talk before a comment caught him off guard.
“Oh, did you not bring a date Storm?”
“Virgil very single,” Liam answered for him.
“And very gay,” Marie added.
“That’s not needed,” Virgil replied awkwardly as he noticed Bryan take a step closer.
“Someone would pass on you, Virgil?” Bryan asked in surprise.
Virgil wished he was drunk, “I’m really not looking for anything right now.”
But unfortunately the conversation and forced flirting continued while Virgil stood awkwardly in between until after way too long Virgil managed to escape to the lobby with the excuse of wanting to call the babysitter.
He gave a sigh and sat down in a chair and pulled out his phone.
After about ten minutes he rose from his seat to head back inside but unfortunately Bryan crossed his path before he could escape inside.
“Call go well?” Bryan asked.
Virgil nodded, “Yeah, he’s- he’s getting ready for bed...”
“How old is your son?” He asked casually, making no move to let Virgil walk away without conversation.
“He’s seven... um, do you have kids?”
“No, just me. Figured I’d take the dive on that when I meet the right one.”
“That makes sense...”
“So... do you-”
“I’m sorry,” Virgil blurted. “Um Bryan? Look you seem nice and all, but um...”
“Hm?”
“I’m actually seeing someone. I just haven’t told everyone.”
The man’s eyes widened and then he gave an understanding nod. “Oh...”
Virgil mumbled another apology and ducked back inside.
The party was finally winding down when Virgil met up with Dee. Virgil and coworkers seemed to have the same idea as his boyfriend and were grabbing a final drink before the bar closed.
“Hey,” he greeted.
Dee nodded and took a swig from his glass, “Hi... Have a good night?”
Virgil shrugged, “It was fine. I-”
“Virgil!” Marie interjected. “Bryan is leaving. You should talk to him first.”
Virgil gave a grimace, “I’m really not interested.”
“Have some fun! It doesn’t have to be serious.”
“Look really I-”
“He’s not interested,” Dee interrupted from behind Virgil. “He’s already dating someone.”
Marie’s eyes widened in shock, “Y-you are?”
“Dee,” Virgil warned turning to him, but Dee gave him a serious look in return.
“I wasn’t entirely sure how I felt, but then I saw him talking to you all night. And it was in that moment, when I wanted to break his face for simply being in your personal space, that I realize that I’m one hundred percent in love with you.”
Virgil wasn’t sure how function well enough to respond.
He could feel his face darkening into a blush as he heard the surprised twitters of his coworkers around them.
“We were supposed to be keeping things quiet,” Virgil mumbled.
Dee seemed to take that as a challenge, and the next thing he knew Virgil found lips on his. Virgil couldn’t help but kiss the man back before he pulled away. “You’re ridiculous,” Virgil smiled. “But I love you too.”
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Step Six - Step Seven - Step Eight
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Virgil’s Guide to Avoid Accidentally Falling In Love With Your Boss’ Boss: Step Six
Virgil’s just trying to fake his way through life, but when he finds it hard to shake his hot boss’ boss’s attention- on account of their adopted sons being twins- things get complicated.
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Warning: Things get serious for a bit
Ao3
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Step Six: Do Not Talk About The Past
Virgil eyes left the menu in front of him as his phone buzzed with a text from Dee.
Be there in five
Virgil smiled as he put his eyes back on the menu feeling a tad more relaxed Now that Dee was on his way. They had intended to walk over for their lunch date together but Dee’s meeting had run late so Virgil had come over to secure a table for the two of them. Meaning Virgil had gotten the pleasure of sitting awkwardly for the past ten min under the pitying eyes of his waitress who seemed convinced that he had been stood up.
He was debating what to get for a moment before he was surprised to see a form sit down in the seat across from him. Virgil lowered the menu confused. The man was dressed simply in jeans and a business casual shirt, his eyes were dark and his hair brown, but Virgil didn’t think this man worked with him. Or that he even knew him at all.
“Uh... can I help you?”
The man’s eyes narrowed, “What’s your relationship with Dante Ekans?”
Virgil blinked, “Why? ...And who are you?”
“I asked you a question,” he said sharply leaning forward in his seat. “What’s your relationship with Dante Ekans?”
“Look I don’t know who you are. And I don’t know how any of this is relevant to you.”
“Just answer the question!” he shouted, slamming his hand down on the table drawing the eyes of everyone else.
“He’s my boss!”
The man gave a laugh as he sat back in the chair, “Your boss? Really? You just want me to believe that?”
“I just want you to go away.”
The man gave Virgil a glare as he stood to his feet and leaned across the table, “Listen you little-”
“That’s enough!”
Virgil looked to Dee’s face and felt a swell of relief.
“What are you doing here?” Dee asked him.
The man leaned back to look Dee in the eye with a glare which Dee returned- but Virgil didn’t miss his hand tremble.
“I planned on talking to you, but you weren’t here yet but your newest toy was. So I decided to have a little chat.”
“Get out of here.”
“No. ”
“Get out!”
“Give me my kids and then maybe I’ll consider it.”
Kids? Virgil blinked taking in the man's words. Then that would make him...
“You’re not getting anything from me.”
“Selfish as ever, huh Dee?”
Dee’s gaze dropped before his voice came out quietly, “Please just leave me alone.”
Virgil gave a swallow as he studied Dee’s expression- the worried look in his eyes. It was an expression he had never seen on the man’s face. Gone was the happiness, the cockiness, and the attitude which usually made up the man. And instead there was something closer to anger- no closer to fear?
Virgil glanced between the two men before he slowly rose from his seat, “Maybe we should just head back to the office?” me suggested trying to redirect attention to himself and offer them an out at the same time. “We can order lunch.”
Dee nodded and moved to take a step, but the man grabbed Dee by the wrist, “You’re not going anywhere! Not until you tell me where you took my sons!”
“No way in hell!” Dee tried to pull his wrist away but the man didn’t let go.
“Excuse me Sirs?” a man in a suit asked coming over. “I ask that you all either sit and eat peacefully or you leave. You are disturbing our other customers.”
“I have a restraining order against this man,” Dee said in reply with a small smile to the restaurant manager. “Would you mind calling the police for me?”
Those seemed to be the magic words as the man left then and Dee and Virgil were left to their lunch.
A completely silent lunch.
Followed by a silent walk back to the office.
Followed by days without a text back.
~~~~
Virgil didn’t want to cross boundaries.
There were lines.
There were borders.
But Virgil didn’t know where they lie.
He and Dee were boss and employee. They were fathers. They were going out. They were dating.
But they weren’t boyfriends.
They hadn’t had that conversation yet. It was funny really, Virgil had run that conversation through his head at least four times before that lunch. He had planned to bring up mid way through the meal. He had planned to frame it in a way that made it sound like his coworkers were at fault for his sudden questions.
He had been planning to ask what they were- and he was hoping Dee would put a title on it.
But Dee’s ex had thrown a wrench into his little plan.
And a hammer.
And a sledgehammer.
And a chainsaw.
Because not only did Virgil not know what he and Dee are, but on top of that Dee wasn’t picking up the phone and according to rumors he hadn’t been showing up for work since.
So Virgil didn’t know where he stood.
And yet he still stood on Dee’s doorstep, brownies in one hand, and Roman’s hand in the other.
The doorbell rang from some time before Dee opened the door.
His eyes were wide and red as they scanned Virgil in confusion. “Hi,” he said softly.
“Hi,” Virgil nodded. “I brought brownies and an offer...” At Dee’s raised eyebrow he continued. “I watch the boys, and you take a nap?”
Dee’s eyebrows scrunched as he stepped back to let them in. “I’ll take brownies, but I’m not making you a babysitter.”
“I’m volunteering.”
“Virgil-”
“Relax Dee,” Virgil tried. “Just relax enough take a nap.”
Dee frowned before he sighed, “I’m taking the brownies with me.”
“Deal.”
Dee had retreated to his bedroom so it was Virgil’s job to drag his boys out of theirs. But a promise of playing Clue and watching movies seemed to do the trick.
The two seemed fine thankfully as fun times went on, specifically a round of Clue and a few card games while some movie played in the background. They had had a break for dinner but Dee hadn’t appeared so Virgil had chosen to let him be, and instead he kept to the three children and occupying them this Friday night.
It wasn’t until a tired head leaned against his leg that he realized how late it was.
He was about to shake the boy and tell Roman it’s about time they go home, but when he set a hand on the small shoulder he realized it was Remus laying on his leg. Roman meanwhile was leaning onto Logan who was playing a game on Virgil’s phone giving him pointers as he fought drooping eyelids.
Virgil couldn’t help but smile at the sight.
There was the inevitable argument of not wanting to go to bed but Virgil had easily won in the end by way of picking up Logan and tossing the boy over his shoulder.
“This is unfair,” Logan complained. “What if I just picked you up and brought me somewhere?”
“Then I’d marvel at your strength. And if it's any consolation, you’re heavy.”
“I was about to come get them,” Dee smiled as Virgil headed up the stairs.
“I told you, I’ve got it ,” Virgil promised. “Dinner is still on the stove though if you want.”
“I may have eaten too many brownies...”
“You’re not supposed to eat brownies until you eat dinner and all your vegetables,” Logan chided from where he lay on Virgil’s shoulder.
Dee chuckled and reached over to ruffle his son’s hair, “Yes, but I’m the Daddy here so I get to break the rules now and then.”
“That’s unfair. Adults are unfair.”
“Very unfair,” Remus agreed.
“Why don't you and Roman stay the night?” Dee suggested after a moment.
“Are you sure?” Virgil asked him in surprise.
Dee didn’t meet his eye as he instead kept his eyes on Roman and Remus who were watching them, “Yeah, I- I uh, wanted to talk to you anyway.”
Virgil didn’t push and instead he and Dee got the three boys changed and ready for bed together. Dee looked as if nothing was bothering him. He got his boys ready laughing as he did, and when Logan insisted on reading aloud from one of his books to the twins Dee kept interrupting with jokes to make them all laugh.
He seemed perfectly fine.
Which made Virgil only wonder how often he made people think he was.
When the boys were in bed Virgil followed Dee into his room. He lingered in the doorway waiting as Dee gathered some clothes Virgil could wear to bed, but he paused and instead set them on his bed, “Can we talk for a bit?”
Virgil blinked in surprise, before he nodded.
Dee sat on his bed and patted beside him, encouraging Virgil to move from his spot and after a moment’s hesitation he closed the door and did so.The moment he sat down Dee pulled him into a hug.
“Thank you for today,” Dee said into his shoulder. “You didn’t have to come... Hell I have been ignoring you and yet you still- I’m sorry. I-”
Virgil hugged him back, “You’re welcome.”
Dee pulled back from the hug and he wiped at his eyes. “Thank you,” he said again. “It means a lot. And... I’m sorry.”
“Dee-”
“No- just, just let me.”
Virgil studied his serious face, “...Okay.”
“I’m sorry. I-I never thought he’d bother you, and when he did I shut down. I- I was scared.” Dee’s gaze fell to his hands as he laughed at his own thoughts. “ Scared ... I thought I had gotten past this. I changed my number, got new cars, hell I changed cities so the kids could be in a different school... but I never changed my job,” Dee continued his voice soft. “Now and then he calls the office, each time with a different number. But he had stopped. I thought it was finally over-” his voice broke and tears began to flow from his eyes.
Virgil didn’t even know what to do, what was he supposed to do?
Dee was Dee.
He was smooth, he was smart, he was sharp, he was sarcastic, he was the one who made Virgil feel better when Virgil wasn’t sure he could take it.
Dee was strong.
Dee was strong.
So much stronger than Virgil had previously thought.
“I didn’t even talk to him for five minutes the other day,” Dee mumbled through his tears. “And he reduced me to this. Shit... I didn’t want you to see me like this.”
“You don’t need to act with me, not now, not ever,” Virgil promised him. “How... How long have you been pretending everything’s okay?”
“I... I try not to let the boys know anything is wrong. And I don't let anyone at work know about my personal life. So I-I don’t know...”
Virgil wasn’t sure what to say, so he didn’t say a word, instead he opened his arms in silent question and Dee fell into them. The sudden weight caused Virgil to fall back against the bed, but he didn’t complain.
“I’m sorry,” Dee mumbled into Virgil’s chest when his tears had subsided.
Virgil held him tighter, “Shut up.”
“...What?”
“You’re being an idiot,” Virgil told him quietly. “You’re human too and you seem to be forgetting that. So you’re an idiot.”
Dee stifled a laugh, “That’s not how this works. You’re supposed to be kind and comforting, not mean.”
“I can do both.”
Dee gave a laugh and Virgil found himself relishing in the sound, “I hate you.”
“No you don’t.”
“I don’t,” Dee agreed before he gave a yawn. “You wouldn’t be my boyfriend if I hated you.”
“Boyfriend?” Virgil repeated in surprise.
Dee gave another yawn as he snuggled into Virgil’s chest, “Yeah...”
Virgil smiled to himself as Dee’s breathing evened out.
Virgil’s Guide To Avoid Accidentally Falling In Love With Your Boss’ Boss: Step Four
Virgil’s just trying to fake his way through life, but when he finds it hard to shake his hot boss’ boss’s attention- on account of their adopted sons being twins- things get complicated. Ao3
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Step Four: Don’t Bond With His Kids
Days had passed and while Roman seemed happy once more, Virgil still felt as if he needed to do something for his son. To show that he really truly cared and loved him. He just wasn’t sure what.
He couldn’t afford to take him anywhere too special. Not with his car currently being the bane of his existence. Perhaps he could bake Roman something special? No, Roman would simply be upset that he wasn’t included in the baking. Maybe he could have a “Roman Day” and let the boy pick whatever he wanted to do?
He paused considering what Roman would ask him for when a voice cut in his psyche.
“Hey Storm?” Michael asked bringing Virgil’s attention back to the meeting. “Can you run this report up to Mr. Ekans? Get some feedback?”
Virgil blinked in surprise as all the eyes in the conference room turned to him, but he nodded and took the folder and headed out.
The secretary- Lian- looked up as he approached.
“I was sent to get feedback on a report,” Virgil explained.
She nodded and reached for the phone but hesitated as she did so, “May I say something Mr. Storm?”
“Sure.”
“Mr. Ekans has been through a lot- and I understand it’s not really my place, but can I ask you to be respectful of that?”
Virgil quite frankly had no clue what she was talking about, but he nodded nonetheless, “Of course.”
She nodded satisfied and reached for the phone, “Mr. Storm is here for revisions.”
Inside Dee sat at his desk and gave Virgil a casual wave as he walked in. “You usually don’t bring things to me for revisions.”
Virgil shrugged and sat across from him and handed over the folder, “I was asked to be the runner today.”
Dee nodded and took the folder and grabbed a pen and began to look over the report while Virgil scrolled on his phone. But after a while Dee gave a frustrated sigh.
“Can I be honest with you?”
Virgil looked up, “Using corrections would be harder if you weren’t.”
Dee’s expression was serious as he ran a hand through his slicked back hair, “This... this is trash. Everything about it. It’s not in the format I want, there are spelling mistakes, math is wrong, and more. It’s like it was written in two minutes. Like tell me, what- what were you thinking? Are you joking with me or something? ‘Cause you know I don’t like to joke about work. And this needs to go in my report to the CEO tomorrow. Talk to me Virgil, what the hell happened?”
Virgil’s eyebrows knitted in confusion, “How would I know?”
Dee gave a groan, “If you don’t know that goes to show this was written in two minutes... Just be straight with me, did you put any effort into writing this?”
“I didn’t write it.”
“What?”
“I didn’t write it,” Virgil said again. “Michael was supposed to write it with input from Jeff.”
Dee raised an eyebrow and pulled over the cover page for Virgil to see. “It puts you as the sole author.”
“But I didn’t... I’m just the messenger...” he took the page and looked at it confused, before something caught his attention. “It also spells my name wrong... it’s Vigil Storm.”
“...So it does.”
There was a long pause before Dee collected all the papers in front of him. “I don’t know what’s going on, but this needs to be redone before morning. I’m gonna need to put you on fixing this, because I know you’ll actually do it well regardless of it you did or didn’t write it.”
“It’s gonna take all day, and then some,” Virgil realized quietly.
“Then start.”
Virgil gave a sigh, “Yes sir.”
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The sound of chattering children found its way to pierce Virgil’s concentration. He looked away from the computer screen and it’s numbers and letters which blurred together as the sound grew louder.
“I thought he had two kids?”
Virgil shook his head as he tried to focus once more. He was almost done, the math just wasn’t adding up. Once he fixed that he was done. He was free.
“Dad!”
The sound of Roman’s voice caused Virgil to look up and turn to see his son standing there beaming. Surprised he pulled his son in for a hug and looked up at Dee who lingered in the cubicle entrance, Remus and Logan by his side.
“It’s almost done,” he informed Dee. “I gotta fix a math issue I know is there, but I don’t know how I’m missing it. I’m just barely off.”
Dee nodded and moved closer to look over Virgil’s shoulder at the spreadsheet, “Oh I see what you mean. Those two should equal and they’re not.”
“It’s because you have a seven there instead of a one.”
Virgil looked to Logan had taken a post on his other side. “It’s here,” he said pointing at the screen.
Virgil’s eyes scanned for a moment before he did as the boy said, “Logan you are a genius. Thank you. I have been staring at this for over an hour.”
Logan seemed taken aback by the praise, but he didn’t say anything so Virgil hurriedly finished everything up. “I’ll send it to you now,” he told Dee.
“I’ll look it over after dinner,” he promised.
“What's for dinner?” Roman asked Virgil.
“Whatever I decide to order.”
“I want Chinese!”
“I want Chinese too,” Remus tossed in.
“We have food,” Dee disagreed.
“We don’t have Chinese. Why don’t they come over for Chinese and then you two can work together?”
“Virge?”
Virgil shrugged, “You're driving.”
“Then let's go, we can order in the car.”
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“I’m sorry for being hard on you today,” Dee apologized suddenly. “And I suppose my constant checking in to see how it was going didn’t help.”
Virgil shook his head, “You're my boss. It’s to be expected now and then, and I have a feeling that you would’ve been a lot worse had it not been me...”
He shrugged, “I am guilty of playing favorites... And I guess that’s why everyone in your department has been giving you a hard time.”
Virgil looked at him in surprise, “What?”
“I’m not stupid Virgil. I talked to Nadine, she said that recently a lot of people have been treating you wrongly lately because of how I play favorites. They thought you were trying to one up them for a promotion. And that’s why they put your name on that report, right?”
“I...”
“You don’t have to confirm or deny it,” Dee told him. “Just know, that I know.”
“Dad, can we just have a sleepover?” Roman asked looking away from where he and Remus were playing some game on the floor.
“We need to go home at some point,” Virgil answered, grateful for the distraction.
“Yeah, but Mr. Dee is gonna drive us home and then he has to drive us to school in the morning. If we stay here it's less driving!”
Virgil paused to look for a flaw in that logic, to look for a way to not think about the implication of sleeping in his hot boss’ boss’ house.
“You could stay,” Dee stated and Virgil thought he might die of embarrassment then and there. “Well Remus can give Roman some clothes. As for you- you’re skinny sure- but you could definitely fit my clothes.”
“Sleepover!” The twins shouted in excitement.
Virgil was given the guest bedroom down the hall, and a clean set of pajamas to wear.
“We can pick you out an outfit for tomorrow in the morning,” Dee told Virgil bringing in a set of towels and setting them on a dresser. “You’d look great in one of my suits.”
Virgil hoped he wasn’t blushing too deeply at the comment, “My rent is less than one of your suits.”
Dee chuckled, “Just don't stain it and it’s fine.”
“My son is a walking stain.”
“Yet another thing he and Remus have in common.”
“Are they all asleep?”
“It took a while, but yes they are.”
“Good... good.”
“Well, I’ll let you be... goodnight Virgil.”
“Night Dee.”
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Virgil had been on the way back from the bathroom when he found Logan standing in the hall. The boy was standing outside the room which was Dee’s, but he didn’t seem to have any urge to knock.
“Did you need him?” Virgil asked.
Logan blinked up at him before he frowned and moved away from the door, “No.”
“You sure?”
“Yes.”
Virgil decided not to push at first, and instead moved to walk off when he noticed a tear in Logan’s eye.
“Is something wrong?” He asked squatting down to look Logan in the eye.
Logan shifted his weight, but didn’t respond.
“You might feel a bit better if you to tell me or your dad, but if you don’t want to that's okay too.”
“You and Roman are all Dad and Remus care about anymore. He even had us stay with you...” Logan said after a pause. “I was mean, why won’t you just hate me and go away?”
Virgil’s mouth opened and closed in surprise, “I would never hate you. And I’m sorry that-”
“Go away! Papa is gone so it was just supposed to be the three of us! But now you and Roman are here, and I don't want another dad to make Dad sad again! I just wanna- wanna-” the tears which had been welling in his eyes finally fell and Virgil felt his heart break. He wanted to pull the boy into a hug, but he had a feeling Logan would only shove him away to make it worse.
“I’m sorry Logan,” Virgil said quietly. “I didn’t mean to take time away from you. But I promise I won’t hate you. And I’m not sure if I can just go away, but know that I’m not trying to take anyone’s spot okay? And I know Roman isn't either. He’s just excited that he has a brother... and actually I was hoping that you’d spend some time with him so he could have two.”
“They don’t want me around,” Logan disagreed through his tears.
“That’s not true. I’m sure they both want you around, just like your dad does, and just like I do.”
“You do?” he asked rubbing at his eyes.
“Of course I do. I would still be at work right now, if you didn’t show me what I did wrong. And if you still don’t believe me, then how about tomorrow everyone plays a game that you pick? Okay?”
Logan nodded, “Okay.”
“Can I get a hug?”
Logan moved forward to give him a hug which Virgil happily returned. After a pause he stood and took Logan’s hand and led the boy back to his bedroom.
“Thank you Mr. Virgil,” Logan told him as Virgil tucked him back in.
“You can just call me Virgil. Night Logan.”
“Good night.”
Dee was sitting on the bed when he got back.
“You are magical,” he declared.
“What?”
“You and Logan. It's amazing it takes Logan forever to warm up to people and you accomplished it in under five minutes.”
Virgil shrugged, “Well, he was crying. And I suggest you talk to him come morning.”
Dee nodded and stood, “I will, but that doesn’t change the fact that you’re an actual gift.”
Virgil tried not to blush, “It's fine. I’m sure you’d do the same for Roman.”
Dee didn’t seem to have heard him, “And I thought I was falling for you before.”
A pause. “What?”
“I said, ‘and I thought I was falling for you before.’”
Virgil’s face heated up as his heart drummed in his chest. “I-I heard you, but um... what?”
Dee smiled as he came closer and Virgil subconsciously backed up into the wall, “Your obliviousness is just as attractive.”
“What?” his voice only came out in a squeak.
Dee gave a laugh as he moved away, “We’ll talk in the morning. Goodnight Virgil.”
Virgil’s Guide to Avoid Accidentally Falling In Love With Your Boss’ Boss: Step Two
Virgil’s just trying to fake his way through life, but when he finds it hard to shake his hot boss’ boss’s attention- on account of their adopted sons being twins- things get complicated.
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“Why do we have to have homework on the first day?”
“Because that’s how school works,” Dante Ekans chuckled. “Here, why don’t you do work on your story? Mr. Hart said you can write about anything you did this summer right?”
“I don’t want to though, I want to play with Roman.”
“Roman is writing his story too... So can you write for me while I talk to Roman’s daddy?”
Virgil must have stepped into a parallel world.
Gone was the boss who glared at him and clearly thought he was a waste of time,space, breath and more, and here was some soft man trying to encourage his kid do homework.
“Can I go to the bathroom?” his other son asked from his other side.
Dante Ekans nodded and looked around the small cafe before pointing out where it was. His other son- Logan apparently- rose from his seat and walked over as his father watched him the entire time.
“Sorry, what was I saying?” Dante Ekans asked.
Virgil gave a shrug, to be honest he was confused by the majority of this conversation- or well he had been confused since the moment he had arrived to pick Roman up from school. First a sudden twin, and then crying children, and then an angry boss, and then his boss inviting them to get coffee.
None of it made sense.
“I can’t remember,” he frowned drumming his fingers on his coffee cup. “Regardless, it’s clear that two are going to be attached to the hip now.”
Virgil nodded in agreement as he looked at Roman. His son was busy writing his story, but he kept glancing up at Remus as if worried the boy would disappear while he was distracted.
“I should get your number, we can properly schedule a playdate that way.”
Virgil nodded in agreement and tried his best not to think about the fact that the hot boss’ number would soon be his. “That sounds good, but particularly I’m more worried about leaving afterwards.”
“We’re staying together,” Roman interrupted to further Virgil’s point.
Dante Ekans gave a chuckle, “We’ll have to figure it out.”
“You did well by the way,” Dante Ekans commented as he held his crying son in his arms.
Virgil looked up from where he was attempting to hold Roman back, “What?”
“Your presentation,” he said casually. “You did well. You seem to know what you’re doing and do it well. You could use some confidence though.”
Virgil did his best not to blush, “Uh thank you... thank you sir.”
“Dee,” he corrected. “I go by Dee.”
Virgil nodded quickly, “Thank you... Dee. I- ow! Roman! Kicking me will only end in you not getting dessert tonight.”
“They’re stupid,” Logan commented adjusting his glasses.
“We don’t use that word,” Dante chided. “Come on you two.”
“I hate you,” Roman declared as they left.
Virgil sighed and took his son by the hand, “You’ll see him tomorrow.”
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“Storm?”
Virgil looked away from his computer as his boss poked her head in his cubicle. The woman gave him a sorrowful look, “Ekans wants you in his office.”
Virgil’s heart skipped a beat as he forced himself to nod. It had been about a week since the two had and their children had parted from the cafe. They had texted a few times purely so Roman and Remus could keep in contact, but they hadn’t really spoken themselves. And now he was being called to the hot boss’ office.
Dante Ekans was on the phone when Virgil entered the room.
The office was large and mostly empty aside from the sitting area and the desk. Dante Ekans himself sat at his desk on the phone, but as Virgil entered he hurriedly hung up.
“You can close the door,” he announced.
Virgil did so and tried not to flinch at the echoing sound it made as it clicked shut. “Did you need something Mr. Ekans?”
He leaned forward and leaned his elbows on his desk and fixed Virgil with an expression that wasn’t able to deciphered, “Dee.”
“...Dee.”
“How is Roman doing?”
“He’s- he’s good. Being attached to Remus is certainly helping him adjust to a new school.”
“Good, good. I- you don’t need to stand in the doorway, I don’t bite.” He stood. “Here, why don’t we sit on the couches?”
They sat on opposite couches, a coffee table between them. Dee looked casual- as he should in his own office- as he sat with his laptop on his lap typing away. “Sorry, someone just emailed me... But I called you here to talk about the boys. I had my people look into the adoption records. It just confirms the obvious, the two are twins. After their mother’s death they were put in the system and then two were seperated due to overcrowding.”
“Agreed,” Dee closed his laptop and set it beside him with a tired sigh. “Shit, I didn’t even ask how you were. Let me pretend I have manners. How are you doing today?”
Virgil couldn’t stop himself from smiling slightly, “I’m fine. You?”
“Tired as hell, but I guess that’s what I get for running this place at my age, and raising two kids.”
“Do you want me to go so you can nap or something?”
Dee shook his head, “Nah, you being here is a break. So you’re fine.” He paused, “That shirt is a nice color on you.”
Virgil blinked and looked down at his shirt- purple- before he nodded, “Um, thanks.”
Dee said nothing for a moment his eyes running over Virgil in a way Virgil found himself unable to interpret.
“So um,” Virgil said awkwardly looking away. “Out of curiosity, how long ago did you adopt Remus? Roman said it was a while ago, but I don't remember.”
“He was two,” Dee recalled. “You adopted Roman a few years ago right?”
Virgil nodded with a slight smile at the memory, “Something in me was crazy and decided I wanted a kid. It's been crazy, but I love Roman.”
“I understand that,” he nodded. “My boys are my everything.”
“How old is Logan?”
“Nine going on twenty,” Dee chuckled. “He’s serious as hell, but I can’t tell if its nature or nurture... Oh, I meant to ask you what your weekend plans are?”
Virgil blinked, “Um, nothing?
“Perfect. I was thinking you and Roman could come by my place and the two boys can hang out like they so desperately have been craving.”
“Sounds good,” Virgil nodded. “Which day is better for-” Virgil was cut off as the door opened and Dee’s secretary entered.
Dee frowned at her, “Did you need something?”
“He called again,” she said awkwardly. “Another new number.”
Dee sighed and ran a hand through his hair, “I’ll text you Storm, I need to deal with something.”
Virgil nodded and stood, “It’s... it’s Virgil.”
His boss’ lip quirked in a slight smile, “I’ll text you, Virgil.”
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“This place is huge!” Roman marveled as they pulled up. Virgil was inclined to agree.
The house was huge, nice looking from the outside, and probably cost an amount that Virgil could only dream of. He climbed out of his small beat up car and grabbed the bag he had brought before setting off for the front door.
Roman hurried ahead of him and run the doorbell. It was adorable to see him bounce on the balls of his feet with barely contained excitement, and it was something Virgil would savor while he could.
A moment later the door opened and Virgil nearly dropped everything his holding at the sight of Dee- shirtless Dee- shirtless and toned Dee- shirtless, toned, and hot Dee... (Just to be specific).
“Welcome!” He smiled casually.
“Where’s Remus?” Roman asked him.
Virgil couldn’t even force words to work in time to chide his son for not greeting Dee properly. Thankfully Dee only laughed as they stepped in the house, “He and Logan are in the pool. Come on.” He led the way through the house and Virgil pulled his eyes from his boss long enough to admire the place.
“It’s beautiful.”
“Thanks,” Dee nodded. “What’s in the bag?”
Virgil paused before he remembered the bag he was carrying, “I know you said I didn’t need to bring anything, but I figured who could turn down homemade cookies?”
“What kind?”
“The best kind, extra mixed chocolate chip!” Roman answered for him. “Dad and I made them last night! It uses different kinds of chocolate chips and we put a ton in.”
Virgil chuckled, “He’s my baker in training.”
“Dad said our next project is lemonade cupcakes.”
“Oh?” Dee asked as he led the way out into the back by the pool. “Well if you ever need someone to try any sweets I will happily oblige... And I guess the boys would too.”
“Roman!” Remus cheered from where he hung out in the pool, but beside him Logan rolled his eyes.
“We brought cookies!” Roman cheered taking off his shoes.
“For after lunch,” Dee tossed in.
“Are you gonna swim at all?” Dee asked swimming over to him a while later.
Virgil shook his head, “I don’t own a swimsuit right now. I swore I had one before we moved but it vanished, and I’ve never gotten around to getting a new one.”
“Moving makes somethings vanish and others reappear,” Dee shrugged.
“You can swim with the boys without me,” Virgil told him kicking his legs lazily in the water. “I’m fine, just here sitting on the edge.”
The other man paused before he moved to the edge and hoisted himself out of the pool (giving Virgil a decent view) before sitting beside Virgil. “I’ll join you for a bit. Have a conversation that’s above a sixth grade level... I hope you’re above the six grade level.”
“Well I’m 80% sure I passed sixth grade.”
“Why are you missing 20%?”
“Well if I said 100 it would be too suspicious no?”
“Touche.”
“Can- can I ask you something?” Virgil asked after a bit of hesitation.
“Sure.”
“Well um, there’s so many rumors around you at work. But you seem like an entirely different person than what they say? I guess that’s not question... or proper grammar.”
“It’s that last 20% kicking in, but as for your not question. I turn work me on and off. Right know I’m Dee Ekans, a dad hanging out having a good time. At work I’m Dante Ekans, and I need order and things done when I say.”
“Doesn’t that get... tiring?”
“Not so much as trying to stick to work mode. I’ve tried to stop bringing work home with me, and it’s made things a million times easier on me- on all of us.”
“Dad can we get lunch now?” Logan asked swimming over.
Dee nodded and stood, “Sounds good.”
“Do you need help with anything?” Virgil offered.
“Um, why don’t you help Logan carry everything out here? I’ll take the twins?”
Dee had managed to get the two seated at a table, by the time Virgil and Logan returned from their horribly silent trip to the kitchen.
“-That’s what my other dad said,” Remus was telling Roman.
“Other Dad?” Roman echoed.
Remus nodded, “I have two dads.”
“Really w-”
“Alright boys, what do you want to eat?” Dee interrupted. “I’ve got corn, hot dogs, and chicken, and more. Take your pick. Oh, and of course we have the cookies afterwards.”
Of course there was another parent.
A house this large? Super demanding day job? Two kids? Dee has to have someone else to help him out. That was logical. So why did Virgil feel a tad, disappointed?
He chose to ignore the feeling and on top of that he would need to stop gawking over a taken man.
But with the sound of the man’s laughing ringing beautifully in his ear? It would be easier said than done.
