#vipersnest

A union on the other end of the galaxy is easily dissolved. A ship easily blown up.

But one day the excellent self-control of your personal assistant might be the only thing standing between another veiled death threat or another comment about her intelligence on the one hand and her microdosing you with the bleach conveniently standing underneath the sink next to the coffee machine on the other.

~handsome-gun <3

@handsome-gun

📷 for what my muse would say to the paparazzi about yours.

”Of course, Hyperion would never erase the concerns of people to whom Handsome Jack was more of a...divisive figure. But one thing we hope everyone can agree on is not to speak ill of the dead. And to respect the feelings of the many people who looked up to him, whose lives he touched - and yes, who consider his death a great loss. 

And I think that especially in a time where bandit-violence has adopted an entirely unprecedented intensity and manifests in entirely new ways, the Handsome Jackhammer is Hyperion’s way of showing the galaxy that we, as a company, are very aware of our history as well as his legacy and to assure our customers that we will be there for them through all of it. 

And for anyone else, I can promise you, it’s a great gun and you might want to try it out yourself. There is a 23% pre-order discount, too.”

📖 for what my muse would write about yours in their diary.

July, 23rd

1 and a half bottles of Pinot so I might as well look at the facts: 

Fact 1: I paid a good amount of money to have that AI retrieved. There is good reason to assume that the AI contains more data like the one I found in Helios, maybe even more valuable. Logical. Fact 2: I gave my okay to the Handsome Jackhammer project. People will buy it. It’s a sound investment. Fact 3: Could use more wine Fact 4: Fact 3: If one gun acts far more like J than the others, there is no saying, how authentic it is and how deep it goes. Pulling it from the market and keeping an eye on it is logical.