#vip host

Doug: I'm going to Las Vegas for New Year's - I planned the trip myself

Dan: What are you, fuckin' nuts?

Doug: Why is Vegas dangerous on New Year's Eve?

Dan: No

Doug: What's the problem?

Dan: You need to call a VIP Host.

Doug: Why do I need that?

Dan: Do you want to get into a nightclub for the big party?

Doug: I'll do that when I get there.

Dan: You won't be doing anything but parking cars at a nightclub if you don't hook up with a VIP Host.

Doug: Really?

Dan: Yes, dummy. A VIP Host can get you in the club, get you a great table and get you all the perks.

Doug: I guess I am a dummy.

Dan: I've known that for years, but you can redeem yourself if you call a VIP Host.

Doug: I don't know one.

Dan: Call Darin, 702-544-4368. He'll hook you up.

Doug: Is this guy Darin legit?

Dan: He's been doing this for 7 years. He's one of the pros.

Doug: Can he get me a hooker?

Dan: NO! But your wife wouldn't screw you for $10,000.

Doug: You're right about that. I better call Darin.