Compilation of Viola Jokes
I thought I’d post a compilation of viola jokes I’ve been subjected to or have heard in the past, please feel free to add to it!
What’s the difference between a viola and an onion? -No one cries when you cut up a viola
What’s the difference between a viola and a trampoline? -You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline
What’s the definition of a semitone? -2 violas playing in unison
Why are violas an essential for camping trips? -Firewood
How can you tell if a violist is out of tune? -The bow’s moving
What’s the difference between a violist and a pizza? -A pizza can feed a family of 4
Why don’t violists play hide and seek? -Because no one would look for them
What’s the difference between a violist and a dog? -A dog can stop scratching
How do you keep your things from getting stolen? -Put them in a viola case
What’s the similarity between violists and lightning? -Both never strike the same place twice
What’s the difference between the first and last desk of the viola section? -About a bar and a half
How do you get 2 violists to play in tune? -Ask one to leave
What’s something violinists can do better than violists? -Play the viola
What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians? -A violist
Which type of people are the only people who willing hang out with violists? -Deaf people
What’s the difference between a viola and a violin? -You can tune a violin
How do you get the viola section to play a passage quietly? -Mark the passage ‘solo’
What’s the difference between a violist and a washing machine? -Vibrato
What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common? -Everyone’s grateful when the case is closed
A man left his viola in the front seat of his car while he went shopping. When he came back, he saw his car had been broken into. On the front seat there were now 2 violas.
Also ‘the ultimate viola joke’ -> https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fmxP3qlWDuU (This is my viola teacher 😂)
And finally, 2 of my favourite violin jokes: Why are violas bigger than violins? -They’re not, violins just look smaller because violinists heads are bigger
Why are viola jokes so simple? -So violinists can understand them
