#vilnus

The plane took off at 11.50 am from Helsinki Vantaa airport, but since the big shot mister President Donald Trump was then visiting Finland to discuss with Putin, I was afraid that if I went there with later buss I would miss my plane. So I went to airport as early as 06.00 am and I had to wait there forever until my plane could take off...! I was so tired, I hadn’t slept at all night before thanks to horrible heat and I was nodding off and feeling nauseous in heat. So I took the first solution that came to my mind and tried coffee for the first time in my life in a form of Vanilla Latte. Where the fuck was that vanilla, all I could taste was coffee and foam!

So I made it to the plane and we took off. Me being tired as fuck and not so modest took a comfy position and listened music for about an hour while we were on air. Rest of the flight I almost slept. Eve was so kind and waited me at the airport when my plane landed and she took me to my hotel!

I was so hungry, I needed food and what’s a better way to start your food trip in Lithuania than ordering traditional herb and butter filled chicken dish with french fries! OMG, it was so delicious...!

For breakfast I had modest toast, three slices of delicious watermelon, cucumber, some sausage and cup of black tea. I wonder where they hid the milk?

Eve took me to a local shopping mall where we shopped for some clothing and then we went to have ice cream in Chili Pizza called restaurant. I took cream flavoured ice cream in hot chocolate with nuts and I wasn’t disappointed, it was SO GOOD...! Dammit, I wanted more...! Of course, me being immature adult like I am I had to play with my food and lick it like a cat.

Then I had this alcohol drink called Devil’s Eye. It was by far tastiest drink I have ever had in my life and most beautiful one also.

That night I had some delicious roasted duck with potato pyre, with caramelised pears and cranberry sauce. I had never had duck before, the texture wasn’t anything like chicken’s texture, it was like eating a hybrid between animals!

Next day Eve took me out to visit Vilnius’ older town, where there was this amazing tower, gardens and rain. Well, it was a small thunder storm, but I loved it. The heat would have killed me otherwise!

The church was beautiful! I can really appreciate the details put into sculpting as I am a fan. On our way back towards hotel we came across something I had never seen before. KFC. Kentucky Fucking Chicken. I could feel myself drooling, I’ve heard it’s chicken’s friend’s go to place if you wanted some good fried chicken...! But I was too modest and not so hungry yet so we kept walking despite Eve trying to encourage me to get chicken. No Eve, the night draws near and I can always wait until we get KFC in Finland. When will that day come, I wonder...?

Next day I met Eve’s friend Gabby. She was super nice and she liked same stuff as we did! We three went together to this Lithuanian sightsee tower and the view was amazing! Service was a little lacking though.

I got myself a beautiful and delicious Red Sunset while we were waiting for Eve’s and Gabby’s orders. And Pepsi, but I gave it to Eve. She needed sugar, after all she had a meeting after our little tower adventure.

DO NOT ORDER THIS DRINK. This Gin Tonic might look pretty and cooling, but it’s bitter and sour as Hell! Yack! Eve and Gabby thought it was fine, but I didn’t like it... Didn’t stop me from drinking it though.

Later that day after 5 hour naps I went to have some dinner. Roasted chicken breast with smashed potatoes, mushrooms and fresh salad. Delicious, it was my first time eating mushrooms.

Next day we went to Eve’s home! Gabby was there also! We played Cards Against Humanity, Monster Prom and Gabby and me managed to get Liam’s Yaoi ending! We were both so happy! We also played regular card games and then we watched Oshiete Gal-chan anime! They liked it, though Eve told me the series was mainly about boobs so no wonder I liked it. I can’t say she was wrong, boobs were big part of each episode. Then we ordered pizza and Eve’s mother got them to us. I got chicken pizza, but look at all those mushrooms! Then Eve proceeded to act as a translator between me and her mother who didn’t speak English as she wanted to ask me questions about Finland and myself. I made a good impression on her.

Next day Eve’s mother took me and Eve to this restaurant where she wanted me to try this seed juice. I won’t lie, it tasted a little bit like pickle juice.

Next Eve’s mother ordered me this traditional Lithuanian dish where you took meat, surrounded it with mashed potatoes and cook it. I got so excited at the sight of food that I forgot to take a picture before eating. I ate the whole thing.

And I even got a nice Cosmopolitan!

For dessert Eve’s mother got herself ice cream and fresh fruits. She was so kind to let me take a picture of her dish.

Eve got herself this dish with bread and sweet whipped cream. The bread was salty, so weird, yet delicious when she gave me a taste.

Eve’s mother ordered me this traditional cake filled with raisins and poppy seeds. It was good, I won’t lie. After dinner we all got into car and headed towards the castle!

It was so beautiful and calm, people were chilling and everything, there were a lot of ducks and even a swan family! We took pictures with me and Eve in them, but I ain’t putting them here! I’m camera shy and so is Eve. I was happy, but a little sad also since it was my last night in Lithuania.

This is the darn plane that was destined to bring me back to expensive Finland. Eve and I hugged as we said good bye, but I didn’t want to let go...! But I had to. That’s my finger on the bottom left. I didn’t notice it until I was editing pictures.

Good bye Eve, Tomas and Gabby! I’ll miss you!

What the heck? Well, maybe it’s right, maybe...!

Back in Finland and it’s hot as in Devil’s pot. I stopped at the Burger King to get my little brother hamburger since he was on couple days vacation from army. I know army is hard and everything, but he could have at least cleaned cats’ litter boxes instead of leaving them to me!