i want to inconvenience the townsfolk!

i want to be performing a soliloquy while playing my evil organ sadly!!

i want to have a cane as evil as i!!

i want to trick people into getting lost in the woods and then watch them fall into my lair!

i want to hit the hero with my cane!!

i want to call the hero ableist for fighting a cane user before i kick their ass!!

i want to steal the mayor and hold them for ransome!!

i want to have poison ivy latch onto all of the towns most important buildings!!

(dont mind the spiders)

goodmorrow tumblr!

You may call Mori, and you've just fallen into my trap. You see, young fool, you decided to jump into a well constructed pile of leafs, but now you have realised that you have fallen into my lair, and now you will be forced to watch as I post about how great and evil I am, as well as things that I find to be greatly amusing. You will not be granted to leave and you will be awfully confused by my choices of posts

(drinks and snacks are available upon request)