#viktcrfischer

its a bummer i won’t be on until monday afternoon / evening :c

im gonna get all my zero friends to apply ok yes (i reblogged it on my indie rp but idk if anyone read it, but i might spam it on there later)

[text]: I was hoping you would go with me.

[ t e x t ] Will there be cake involved?[ t e x t ] Because as nice as this all sounds, I’m too old for crazy nights out on the town.[ t e x t ] I need cake.

“We should get a puppy!”

Davi could list on one hand the reasons why getting a puppy was a good idea. Scratch that. Less than one hand. Less than one finger, even. Maybe. Puppies were grand little things, but neither his nor Alan’s cramped apartments could afford a new occupant. Not to mention that puppies required more attention than either participant in this non-relationship could give. “Didn’t I already get you a pet?” was the response. “I seem to remember something equally as small and time consuming. Plus,” he continued, ticking the reasons for not getting a puppy off on his fingers. “Do you really need another reason to tie yourself to me?”

[text]: Is there something I should know?

Don’t be ashamed, shh, haha. The headcanon thing though, like it would be completely like them to awkwardly hide it until she mentions she knows. Alan would be the most awkward person ever though, I hope he would not mess up the first impression…

I am crying, all of these are so true and I am just like ”yes yes yes” at all of these. And you’re quite right about the cussing one as well, Alan can get quite foulmouthed at times in my head… But sighs, babies <3

...Davi finds that oddly attractive. I’m so ashamed.

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Also, the head canon has to happen. It really does. Alan would be bright red if that ever happens and nervous as hell, but oh my god, please.

Who’s more dominant: umm… 

Who’s the cuddler: both of them, these needy babies. 

Who’s the big spoon/little spoon: Alan gets the pleasure of being the small spoon even though I’m pretty sure he’s slightly taller. Makes for interesting times.

What’s their favorite non-sexual activity: movie dates that involve cuddles and nose kisses

Who uses all the hot water: Davi (sorry?)

Most trivial thing they fight over: Probably the fact that Alan won’t move out of his little cramped apartment or the fact that there are never any clean dishes because Davi sucks at dish washing. 

Who does most of the cleaning: I feel like they’re both pretty neat.

What has a season pass on their dvr/Who controls the netflix queue: Alan, even though Davi insists on DVR-ing Bones and NCIS.

Who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working:  Davi, he’s so good at being an adult sometimes, it’s actually ridiculous

Who leaves their stuff around: neither, really. 

Who remembers to buy the milk: Davi

Who remembers anniversaries:  Alan. Davi needs a million reminders.

Who cooks normally: Alan? Davi? Both? Probably both. 

How often do they fight: These two? Fighting? please

What do they do when they’re away from each other: probably mope all day and send sappy texts. I’m so ashamed. Davi would also catch up on all the games he’s missed for the week. He has a habit of watching them so that he can “borrow” techniques and apply them to his team. 

Nicknames for each other: I think Davi’s abundance of nicknames for Alan (my beautiful boy) makes up for Alan’s lack of nicknames. 

Who is more likely to pay for dinner: Davi. He’d actually be slightly offended if Alan offered to.

Who steals the covers at night: Davi :|

What would they get each other for gifts: thoughtful little things even though Davi is super over the top like a pet rabbit for Christmas, over the top, and Alan is all about the useful hands on kind of things. 

Who kissed who first: Alan, believe it or not. Davi certainly didn’t believe it. 

Who made the first move: does it count as Alan if Davi sort of goaded him into it?

Who remembers things: not Davi Enzo… 

Who started the relationship: what relationship?

Who cusses more: umm… I’m so tempted to say Alan because I can see it being his one flaw but I honestly have no idea.

What would they do if the other one was hurt: Alan would probably be practical, trying to help and all. Davi would tear the world apart. 

Who is the dirty talker: hah definitely not Alan, the little innocent.

I am seeing you sent me things *sends kisses* I will send you a few things because I can’t resist, okay. But not too much because I do not want to drown you in prompts from me, haha.

I sent you a million things. I’m not really sorry. You don’t have to answer them all ofc but I missed the babies.