#viiposting

I am here to amusingly announce that Zan is currently listening to... uhh... whatever this sappy shit is?

HAPPY NEW YEAR! Can't believe it's 2017 in this dimension already! My new year's resolutions is to cut down on my daily trauma by 5.2%

HAPPY [insert date] Everyone! I Don't know what year it is so please just imagine I said the right date! My new year's resolutions will be to disasemble less people when I get mad!

I h-hope you guys have a great year...... I'm gonna try to visit more often.....

I'm gonna beat the shit outta Gidex. Happy new year too I guess.

In the ancient days of the earth, erected in a lush field land surrounded by deep shining rivers stood the kingdom of Ohnji. Under the watchful eyes of Srs, the serpent of life, the people of the kingdom lived in harmony. On a dark night where the skies seems as endless as the oceans and the moon had been consumed, Zef and Zag the guardians of the heavens made love. The two lovers passion cared on through the night and following night the two gods continued. But the two's lust quickly turned to violence. Biting and clawing the pair bleed out in each others arms, painting the moon red with their blood.

As time past the nights became darker. With no Zef to birth the new moon, Srs could no longer watch over Ohnji and after 10 months the decaying bodies of Zef and Zag melted into one another birthing a child from their violence, Quezeavillow Zandeeee. (translating to "The trickster smiles, watching our emotions and feasting. It is a beast, beyond our understanding. Born from the stars to seek out joy." and "The Moon's memory of ecstasy")

Quezeavillow ascended down towards Ohnji. With unknown goals he began spinning an invisible thread sewing chaos into the heart of the kingdom. When the rivers ran with blood and the cities were devoured by flame all hope was lost. After years of torture and with the kingdom at the precipice of destruction, a clever young boy forged his nerves into steal and challenged Quezeavillow to a game.