STOP WASTING TIME ON BORING CORPORATE VIDEOS 😤

Your corporate video isn’t a checkbox—it’s a &%$# missile*. But even missiles need a guidance system. That’s where your digital strategy comes in. If it’s not answering the questions your audience is Googling at 2 AM, you’re wasting everyone’s time. CEOs aren’t searching for “innovation.” They’re typing “how to cut costs without losing talent” 🔍. Be the answer, not the background noise.

YOUTUBE SEO ISN’T OPTIONAL—IT’S OXYGEN 🔥

You wanna breathe on YouTube? Start with the#@$%!& title. “Sustainability Strategies 2024” is weak. “How We Saved £1M with Solar—Step-by-Step” is oxygen. Use tools like Ahrefs, stuff your description with keywords, and for God’s sake—add closed captions. 85% watch on mute, and Google can’t read your sick visuals. Text. Matters. 📝

SOCIAL MEDIA? ADAPT OR DIE 💀

Posting the same sh*t everywhere? Congrats, you’re the guy wearing a tux to a skate park.

LinkedIn: 60-second deep dives. “Here’s why hybrid cloud saves 40% in IT costs.”

Instagram: Reels showing your factory’s solar panels. Add trending audio.

TikTok: 15 seconds of “Bet you didn’t know THIS about recycling…” 🔄 Respect the platform, or get ignored.

DISTRIBUTION IS THE GAME, NOT THE AFTERPARTY 🎮

Upload and pray? That’s amateur hour.

Slice your webinar into 5 LinkedIn posts.

Run YouTube ads targeting CFOs searching “cost-cutting strategies”.

Embed videos in newsletters—click-throughs jump 65% 📈. Paid, organic, repurposed—throw 100 punches, not one. 🥊

SEO = STOP EGO, OBSERVE 🤯

Forget your jargon. What’s your audience actually typing? “Blockchain for SMEs” not “synergistic decentralised solutions”. Use AnswerThePublic, find their pain points, and mirror their language. Transcripts? Non-negotiable. Google’s blind—feed it text, or stay invisible. 🕶️

FORGET VIRAL—BUILD A LEGACY 🏗️

Chasing viral is like chasing a sugar high. A video on “AI for supply chains” might take 6 months to rank. But once it does? It’s a lead machine for YEARS. Play the long game—evergreen isn’t boring, it’s genius.

VIEWS LIE. IMPACT IS KING 👑

1M views mean squat if no one acts. Track sign-ups, demos booked, proposals downloaded. Your video should move the needle—or it’s just digital confetti. 🎉